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05-22-2006, 03:48 AM | #291 (permalink) |
Purple monkey dishwasher
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, On, Canada
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I talked about this site to my friends once, I then found myself feeling slightly embarassed. I've told my mom,dad and grandma to f*ck themselves while they were trying to wake me up (these were 3 separate occasions) I wake up in the middle of the night and eat. I woke up 2 nights ago, and the remains of a ring pop and some other candy were beside me on the pillow, and I really don't remember eating them...
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Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends. |
05-22-2006, 04:19 AM | #292 (permalink) | |
The Sexual Intellectual
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06-05-2006, 04:59 AM | #294 (permalink) |
The Wetter The Better!!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada
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I sh!t my pants 10 minutes ago, true story.
I had to throw out my underwear and everything, I guess I got a bit of the Mexican Mudslides. Thank god no one was around, I just coughed and out it came. Embarrassing to say the least |
06-05-2006, 05:04 AM | #295 (permalink) | |
Shadow on the wall
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06-05-2006, 05:13 AM | #296 (permalink) |
Scarf
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Brighton, UK
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Omg. That's nasty, makes me think of a story my aunt once told me. She was sitting at work, and had to fart. So she did, but a splash of diarhoea came out with it. She had to walk through an entire building and sit in the car for more than an hour, with **** dripping out of her pants. She must have smelled so bad. :')
My most embarassing occasion, was after I got drunk at a party and slept at my boyfriends house. I was in his bathroom buttnaked, and I was throwing up for about half an hour, the worst thing was when he sat behind me, petting me. I fell back in his arms at one point, told him I loved him, and immediately went back to puking... I couldn't look him in the eye for quite a while. xD
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06-05-2006, 06:05 AM | #297 (permalink) | |
Music Addict
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06-05-2006, 02:12 PM | #299 (permalink) | |
that's my war face.
Join Date: Nov 2005
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I would have put the smiley rolling on the floor, but I couldn't be arsed to click the 'more' button. |
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