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mosesandtherubberducky 04-03-2006 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
I hate to get this technical but;

If when you piss sitting down, the piss gets on your balls, it only stands to reason that your penis doesn't hang below your balls, since piss usually flows out of the penis in a southward direction. So, if when the urine leaves the urethra, and makes its way down to your balls, one can only conclude that you have a ridiculously small penis.

That is pure fucking brilliance

explosions-in-my-pants 04-03-2006 09:30 PM
i second that...

under 04-03-2006 09:41 PM
I call girls porn stars when they walk by sometimes for no reason(mostly because I hate them)

bungalow 04-03-2006 09:45 PM
:laughing:

I am not sure what you are trying to say in that post

Do you hate porn stars....
Or just girls in general?

Either way you answer, it isnt looking too good for you.

explosions-in-my-pants 04-03-2006 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by H.I.M
I call girls porn stars when they walk by sometimes for no reason(mostly because I hate them)
i'm really confused.. for two reasons.. what you just said doesn't make much sense... and another because what does it have to do with anything? or is your answer for bill going to make sense with this thread?

MURDER JUNKIE 04-03-2006 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
I hate to get this technical but;

If when you piss sitting down, the piss gets on your balls, it only stands to reason that your penis doesn't hang below your balls, since piss usually flows out of the penis in a southward direction. So, if when the urine leaves the urethra, and makes its way down to your balls, one can only conclude that you have a ridiculously small penis.

There is a certain amount of mechanics to this practice, the balls need to be temporarily relocated. I am 32, I need to move 'em just to keep 'em out of the water http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...lap/teabag.gif

adidasss 04-04-2006 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by the death of capitilism
well yah cause when i piss sittin down it goes on my nuts and it pisse me off and why are nuts hairy ok they itch and its not cool
this confused me too....it takes some skill to piss on your balls....

mosesandtherubberducky 04-04-2006 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by adidasss
this confused me too....it takes some skill to piss on your balls....

True dat. I think I'm supposed to be embarrassed by what I do when I'm bored.

adidasss 04-04-2006 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky
True dat. I think I'm supposed to be embarrassed by what I do when I'm bored.
what would that be i wonder.....a teenager...boredom....hmmm....

mosesandtherubberducky 04-04-2006 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by adidasss
what would that be i wonder.....a teenager...boredom....hmmm....

I don't wank when I'm bored. I take stuff apart and try to put it back together. Right now I'm working on taking my mini apart because I want the battery and hard drive in it. I wank when there is nothing to do.


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