BUS COLLECTING CRAZY MOTHER****ER





















I bet you're now wishing I was to lazy to reply...

You can say that again... :soapbox: (not literally!!) ;)

For a minute then, I was thinking I might have accidentally clicked on the - 'Insult the person above you' thread... :laughing:

Hey hey, be nice! :laughing:

^ To someone who calls me a "Bus collecting crazy motherf*cker"?? :yikes:

- You must be joking!! :laughing: ;)

I sometimes dance... not like the bear - but like this guy. :o:

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/pa...smiley-048.gif

And now I - http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ak...smiley-085.gif - Make a sharp exit...

pick my nose with eyes closed

Do you peek at it when it's on your finger??

Last night I got highly paraplegic with the help of alcohol. Though I cannot remember the events myself, I'm told that I said to the person who was taking care of me "I'd kiss you, but I taste of sick"


Yes. I am the King of pick up lines ;)

It was to a girl, yeah?

I did a pretty embarrassing thing today, I had a drama thing and I needed to use a little tiny box as a prop, for a jewelry present. Well, on stage I discovered that I had left this box in my handbag, and there was no way I could get it. I hunted around backstage with my friend for a subsitute, as this was vital for the improvisation. All I could find was a big green shoebox with 'CHINESE' written on it, and I had to go on stage so I just grabbed it. It got an odd reaction, I heard someone in the audience whisper "what the fuck??"

Yes, it was a girl.

Sadly, I didn't score :(

But I did grab some ass :)