I talked about this site to my friends once, I then found myself feeling slightly embarassed. I've told my mom,dad and grandma to f*ck themselves while they were trying to wake me up (these were 3 separate occasions) I wake up in the middle of the night and eat. I woke up 2 nights ago, and the remains of a ring pop and some other candy were beside me on the pillow, and I really don't remember eating them...

Very much like my xmas story from a few years back , i`ve bolded the differences ;)

Nice truck Raine. :)

I sh!t my pants 10 minutes ago, true story.

I had to throw out my underwear and everything, I guess I got a bit of the Mexican Mudslides. Thank god no one was around, I just coughed and out it came.

Embarrassing to say the least

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Omg. That's nasty, makes me think of a story my aunt once told me. She was sitting at work, and had to fart. So she did, but a splash of diarhoea came out with it. She had to walk through an entire building and sit in the car for more than an hour, with **** dripping out of her pants. She must have smelled so bad. :')

My most embarassing occasion, was after I got drunk at a party and slept at my boyfriends house. I was in his bathroom buttnaked, and I was throwing up for about half an hour, the worst thing was when he sat behind me, petting me. I fell back in his arms at one point, told him I loved him, and immediately went back to puking... I couldn't look him in the eye for quite a while. xD

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That was my reaction too! :')

Especially when you think she is in a very high function.

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I would have put the smiley rolling on the floor, but I couldn't be arsed to click the 'more' button.

^ Lazy c*nt... ;)