tdoc210

ehh yeah when im listenin to music and someone bothers me and i say some like volatile threat like i will **** you up with tear gas

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

littleknowitall

i can't, and no im deadly serious on this one, keep my clothes on after booze, im not a fan of clthing anyway, but after i've been drinking they fall off me, it resulted in me streaking through penlan, got some photos taken of me in the cold my **** looking like a frickin' mangina and they inadvertantly had reached 2000 people by the next morning, i was walking through the town and people were approaching me about it anyway bout a fortnight later they'd aparently reached a spanish porn site and thats the last i've heard of them, so have a browse, but don't look too hard.

DontRunMeOver

Woops. How did you find out that it had reached a Spanish porn site? Was one of your friends doing their daily search for 'Manginas' (Wales' answer to chick-boys)?

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Merkaba

I have this habit of walking down the street with my headphones on and pretending to play air guitar. Since, you know, Dimebag rocks my socks.

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She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

adidasss

i bet people are too affraid to laugh at you ( for fear of you making them your apetizers )...hahahahaha...getit? because you're so big and you need a lot to eat? people......your apetizers.... getit?

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“Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle.

Last.fm

Merkaba

*Stunned Mullet*


*Tunes a string on the Air Guitar Series 5000*

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She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

Stone Magnet

...

What is wrong with you?

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Lock to field screen, row the ocean onto sentient ground.
New rites of a Vedic sun to attend the blue horizon.
Prevails flight resplendent, sails the shrine effulgent windship.
Stillness breathes apex supreme - I walk toward the mountain.

Crowns the sovereic rite to freedom.
Shored the origin forms to a ground accede.
Axiom core of the light shrine flight to shining.
Glows serene to attenuate the space and time.

adidasss

my mother dropped me when i was a wee lad a lot....

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“Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle.

Last.fm

mosesandtherubberducky

There are professional Air Guitar contests. You could win money. Oh and according to adidass I should be embarrassed that I talk on IRC.

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Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

sleepy jack

My friend and I break into dance offs, which gets embarassin' when you realize like twenty people are watching.
I tend to sing alot, and talk really loud and scream "PENIS!" at random moments....
Me and my friend ian, have this thing where we slap eachothers asses, if one of us is doing something stupid, and um his girlfriend saw ONCE and yeah......
OH just today, theres this thursday song that goes "coming to the capitol" and I screamed that really loud...and I have a tendency to do that and yeahhh people think its "weird" CRAZY!
I have certain...medical thing..that require pills...rhymes with HEY LADY..HD...which explains most of these =)

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