mosesandtherubberducky

1. I've read all of the CTRL+Alt+Delete comics in three days.

2. I know how to foward any port through a router.

3. I read all of the Vgcats in one sitting.

4. I enjoy dipping my Pringles in chocolate Pudding

5. I can probably tell you why your computer is acting stupid.

6. I have a 99% in honors biology (not so much embarrassing but more gloating on that one)

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Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

DontRunMeOver

1. As almost an opposite to MJ and Marijan, I am extremely un-fussy about food. This is a source of embarrasment because...
a) I will happily wolf down things the mere sight/smell of which could make other people retch.
b) If somebody else is full, but has not eaten all of the food on their plate I will, without fail, ask if they've finished and if I can have the remaining food. It doesn't matter where it is, at home, at a fancy restaraunt or even at an all-you-can eat (think about it) I'll still do this and then proceed to clear their plate.

2. I try to kick pigeons whenever they come near me.

3. If I see a rat in the road (there are quite a few around here) I'll run after it, to try to kill it.

4. I always hide behind things and jump out on my friends, or try to sneak up on them in public.

5. I engage in face-pulling contests against small children in public (particularly on public transport) and when their parents notice that they are looking at something and giggling I stop pulling a face, look away and pretend nothing was happening.

6. I sing to myself in public toilets and in changing rooms, even when other people are there.

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ArtistInTheAmbulance

I love this.
I havent done it since I got caught, and the mother gave me a stare that could have turned me to stone, I swear.
What a killjoy

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shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

right-track

When I'm drunk I stand on tables and sing, to the embarrassment of my mates.
Also I hog the mic at Karaoke and tend to get carried away.
I have a very special nack of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time
e.g; I got into a conversation with a person who I had just met about baldness (he was bald) and I commented on how baldness was hereditary and that at a guess his Father was probably bald.
He replied, "that's a load of crap because he isn't".
To which I said jokingly, "then you must take after your Mother."
The lad glared at me and left the room, which by now had fallen silent.
It was then I was informed that his Mother had died recently...of cancer.

holdyoualways

mmmm lets see

1. i have a very bad habit of biting my nails. all 20 of them.

2. im constantly itching my butt or readjusting my boobs.

3. i lack common sense to the MAX.

4. i enjoy watching wild n out on mtv.

5. whenever i walk my a mirror, i feel the sudden urge to pose or make some whacked out face. i cant help it.

theres lots more

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Mama Booze

Most all the time when I have my Ipod on, I'll start singing lowdly and not realise it.

And also, if I touch an inanimate object[with the exception of a keyboard], I have to do it with the other hand,'s'well. [It gets very annoying.]

When someone catches me off guard and asks me a question I tend to jumble my words at not make sense whatsoever...like in math class. Tut.

I'm sure there are more that are slipping my mind.

OHHH.. Making a fool of myself on a music forum

adidasss

i also have a tendancy to say the most inappropriate things i.e.: a friend of my sister comes to my flat, i open the door, she looks sorta fucked up, i say " jesus, you look like shit" ( those words exactly ) to have her reply "well how the fuck would you look if you just came from your friends funeral?!"...

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“Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle.

Last.fm

jr.

Oh my. Where to begin.

If a song comes on in a store that I enjoy, I will sing it out loud, much to the chagrine of my children.

When I buy a cup of coffee, the little hole you drink out of must be 90 degrees from the seam of the cup.

The mayo must not touch the cheese on my sandwich.

I don't like tomatos on my sandwiches, but I love tomato sandwiches.

My cds are in alphabetical order, sorted by genre. I'd like to say this is out of neccessity, because of the large number of cds I own, but the fact of the matter is, I've done this since 1986, when I converted to cds, and only owned around 20 or so.

I always thoroughly clean all silverware with my napkin before I eat, whether it's at home or eating out. This annoys my wife no end.

I meditate in public. If we're waiting to be seated, or waiting for the movie to start, I will put my palms together, under my chin, elbows out, sitting straight up, eyes closed, and focus on stillness. This, too, is a great source of agony for my family.

Well, I suppose that's all for now. I am certain there are plenty more. Most of these are more low-grade OCD than anything else. None of them embarrass me personally. Just my family.

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Be strong then, and enter into your own body;
there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir

adidasss

oh, your poor kids/wife....i would just deny that you're my father/husband...("this nutter? never seen him before in my life")..

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“Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle.

Last.fm

jr.

That's exactly right. They pretend they don't know me. LOL. It's ok. When the kids need twenty bucks for popcorn and sodas and candy, I pretend I don't know them.

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Be strong then, and enter into your own body;
there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir