life lessons. (member, track, quote, Hang)

dog · 03-28-2006, 04:58 AM

^ hehe. wee.

"o.k" comes from the native american term "oke" meaning 'it is'.

asking a friend out will ruin the friend relationship if they decline...

always have your own opinion about things. if someone disagrees with you, dont get angry or offended.

human beings are a horrible species. including me.

when giving/recieving hugs. hug properly.

DontRunMeOver · 03-28-2006, 05:18 AM

If you buy a packet of regular condoms and receive a free "special trial new design" condom with the pack DO NOT USE IT, UNDER ANY CONDITIONS. If you run out of condoms go straight out and buy another pack. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE THE FREE CONDOM.

You could say I've learnt that one the hard way.

MURDER JUNKIE · 03-28-2006, 05:23 AM

like this girl??

DontRunMeOver · 03-28-2006, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

like this girl??

Haha. That wasn't quite the problem that I've had with them, but yes, I could imagine that somebody (the gardener perhaps) might not have known the free condom rule.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 03-28-2006, 10:57 AM

Tis better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you havent.

anticipation · 03-28-2006, 02:58 PM

Never walk up to a tall, black man in a purple suit and say

"Green for the money, Gold for the honeys!"

DontRunMeOver · 03-28-2006, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance

Tis better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you havent.

I'm sure there are people in prison who could disagree with that one.

DontRunMeOver · 03-28-2006, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

Never walk up to a tall, black man in a purple suit and say

"Green for the money, Gold for the honeys!"

Have you really done that?

adidasss · 03-28-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

I'm sure there are people in prison who could disagree with that one.

oh c'mon, you know what she meant, you're just being a smartarse...i think it's an exellent peice of advice, and very aplicable...thanks rozi!

DontRunMeOver · 03-28-2006, 05:10 PM

I'd say it should be changed slightly to "Put things into perspective. If you take a step back, look at what you really want and look at what might happen if you try but fail, then you'll see that in most cases the risk is well worth it. If you try and fail then usually there is no harm done. If you try and succeed then, well that's what life is really about, isn't it! NOTE: This does not count in the case of homicide, rape or many other immoral and illegal activities."

Or to put it another way. Don't let fear of failure make a loser out of you. Grow some balls and go get what (or who!) you want.

03-28-2006, 10:57 AM	#15 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	Tis better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you havent. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

03-28-2006, 04:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 860	^ hehe. wee. "o.k" comes from the native american term "oke" meaning 'it is'. asking a friend out will ruin the friend relationship if they decline... always have your own opinion about things. if someone disagrees with you, dont get angry or offended. human beings are a horrible species. including me. when giving/recieving hugs. hug properly.

03-28-2006, 05:23 AM	#13 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	like this girl??

03-28-2006, 02:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	Never walk up to a tall, black man in a purple suit and say "Green for the money, Gold for the honeys!"