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03-18-2006, 11:13 AM | #1 (permalink) |
The Wetter The Better!!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada
Posts: 2,504
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Just Got To Thinkin'
About a year and a half ago I was in a comic book store and I found an Item for sale that I just HAD to have.Mine is the one in the middle and I threw out all of the clothes first thing
I never really appreciated it until now, I mean what a great world we live in that I can buy a FULLY articulated porn star action figure!!! I showed it to my mother in law a couple of weekends back and she was absolutely appalled, that in itself was worth the $16.00 but the kicker was I caught her later checking out her slit. I would pay 20 times the price of this action figure just to see the look on her face again, once again if you ever think that this world is terrible buy yourself a porn star action figure and have some elders over for the weekend. Incidentally, I think my Dad wants to f*ck it. Yes, I am drinking again * I suppose to make this thread useful you could tell me of some funny things you have in your home that you cannot walk by without laughing* |
03-18-2006, 06:50 PM | #3 (permalink) |
ashes against the grain
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: new hampsha
Posts: 2,617
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my cat...
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
03-18-2006, 07:47 PM | #4 (permalink) |
The Forums Sadistic Ghost
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: beyond midnight, in the abyss of time, the syren in the night
Posts: 457
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sounds like my step mother....
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