Great Inventions That Enhance Your Life (country, track, quote)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-18-2006, 12:26 AM

I`d like to nominate Sky TV`s live pause option.

At last i`m free to go for a piss/cigarette/sandwich without having to wait for a commercial break.Or miss any football.

Well done Sky.

TheBig3 · 03-18-2006, 12:29 AM

Who ever invented the bicycle is a ****ing genius.

Cheese · 03-18-2006, 12:46 AM

I know you've probably seen this one coming, But the creator of the first motor car gets my two thumbs up.

Marconi for the idiot box,Logie baird(sp) for the radio.

right-track · 03-18-2006, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Who ever invented the bicycle is a ****ing genius.

I have a mountain bike and ride through the countryside with the stealth and grace of a panther. Great invention...British of course.

rudgrljungalist · 03-18-2006, 12:53 AM

Alot of people tend to answer "birth control"

MURDER JUNKIE · 03-18-2006, 12:56 AM

Masterbating is a pretty good one but I suppose it is not an invention

So the obvious answer is BEER

right-track · 03-18-2006, 01:08 AM

Someone once suggested porn...can't argue with that and beer Murder Junkie...can't argue with that either.
If I was a woman I'd say the washing machine.
Being a lad, it's got to be Football/beer/sex...the holy trinity.
All invented by the British.

Rule Brittania.

Merkaba · 03-18-2006, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

By Football I mean Rugby, a real mans sport.

Oh I'm glad you cleared that up, I was beginning to think you had a mild case of concussion

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-18-2006, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba

Oh I'm glad you cleared that up, I was beginning to think you had a mild case of concussion

As long as you mean league & not union

dog · 03-18-2006, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Being a lad, it's got to be Football/beer/sex...the holy trinity.All invented by the British.

Rule Brittania.

thats right folks. sex was invented by the british.

03-18-2006, 12:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,626	Great Inventions That Enhance Your Life I`d like to nominate Sky TV`s live pause option. At last i`m free to go for a piss/cigarette/sandwich without having to wait for a commercial break.Or miss any football. Well done Sky. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,246	Who ever invented the bicycle is a ****ing genius. __________________ I've moved to a new address

03-18-2006, 12:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
rudgrljungalist Purple monkey dishwasher Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, On, Canada Posts: 95	Alot of people tend to answer "birth control" __________________ Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

03-18-2006, 12:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 836	I know you've probably seen this one coming, But the creator of the first motor car gets my two thumbs up. Marconi for the idiot box,Logie baird(sp) for the radio.

03-18-2006, 12:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,484	Masterbating is a pretty good one but I suppose it is not an invention So the obvious answer is BEER

03-18-2006, 01:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	Someone once suggested porn...can't argue with that and beer Murder Junkie...can't argue with that either. If I was a woman I'd say the washing machine. Being a lad, it's got to be Football/beer/sex...the holy trinity. All invented by the British. Rule Brittania.