Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Trollheart · 03-17-2022, 12:07 PM

Slainte!

SGR · 03-17-2022, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

St. Patricks Day ain't what it used to be. But nothing is going to top 2020. I'm old. Sitting home on my couch in South Boston, wondering if the plague is going to kill us all. And then the mayor called and shut down every bar in South Boston, because since 9:00am (they open at 12:00, cuz Jesus) there was a line of suburban 20-somethings standing out there, having driven into the city in their Ford 150s, which they need for their white-collar jobs, to get a spot in some overpriced bar while enduring a light drizzle...

for nothing.

It felt so ****ing liberating. Like the snakes being driven from Ireland, we sent these "I played Lax in highschool brah" ****ing clowns back to their gated communities.

All of the saint patricks days of my youth, the blackouts, the making out with some raven-haired woman I didn't know, the comradery...

Nothing will top the mayor of Boston saying "**** them kids" to a bunch of suburbanites. Remember folks, god brought the plague, but the finance bros brought the famine.

Sounds like you need a Guinness

The Batlord · 03-17-2022, 12:36 PM

You have a Guinness with dinner, not when you're trying to get turnt on St. Paddy's.

SGR · 03-17-2022, 01:08 PM

St. Paddy's is the only time I do try to get turnt with Guinness. And it aint easy mind you. Which is why the Jameson's usually gets brought out.

Plankton · 03-17-2022, 01:25 PM

I'm just gonna put some green food coloring in my Busch, then go pick a fight.

TheBig3 · 03-17-2022, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You have a Guinness with dinner, not when you're trying to get turnt on St. Paddy's.

This is kinda true. It's a beer meant for dark bars with no music.

Save for the time I was in Dublin, where they served them at every tourist trap known to man, I've never hard a Guiness at the club, or a backyard bbq.

The Batlord · 03-17-2022, 02:58 PM

If I wanna be a lame stereotype i'll go with a Killian's.

SGR · 03-17-2022, 04:03 PM

As long as you're drunk enough, you'll be an awesome stereotype - doesn't matter how you got there.

Mindy · 03-17-2022, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

**Frownland** · 03-17-2022, 04:23 PM

Watery stouts can gtfo

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SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,327	St. Paddy's is the only time I do try to get turnt with Guinness. And it aint easy mind you. Which is why the Jameson's usually gets brought out.

03-17-2022, 04:03 PM	#28 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,327	As long as you're drunk enough, you'll be an awesome stereotype - doesn't matter how you got there.