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Old 03-13-2006, 04:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I guess you could count fathers day, but I wouldn't know what that "holiday" has to offer seeing as I'm not a dad.
It usually consists of receiving a present or two off your kids that you have previously paid for.
Followed by being allowed to watch the match down the pub without being nagged.
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Old 03-13-2006, 04:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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from my understanding of how to treat men.. shouldn't you always treat them like that?? you know you treat them good.. they shower you with affection
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Old 03-13-2006, 04:40 PM   #14 (permalink)
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from my understanding of how to treat men.. shouldn't you always treat them like that?? you know you treat them good.. they shower you with affection
Yes, it should be steak and BJ day, every day.
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Old 03-13-2006, 04:42 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yes, it should be steak and BJ day, every day.
but if that were the case after a while it would build up.. and its either bj's are better or the sex... and well...........


little boy says: daddy how come you and mommy didn't have more babies like me?
daddy says: cause mommy ate them all.
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Old 03-13-2006, 04:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Gosh not to mention one's throat would be incredibly soar.
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Old 03-13-2006, 04:46 PM   #17 (permalink)
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One should be well done, as should the other.
Sadly, these days both are rare.
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Old 03-13-2006, 04:48 PM   #18 (permalink)
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One should be well done, as should the other.
Sadly, these days both are rare.
awww! poor right-track

*gets him a hooker*
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Old 03-13-2006, 04:52 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2006, 05:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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its perfect hahaha... where ever did you come up with that fal?

I only wish I HAD been the one to come up with it. As it stands we are relegated to passing on the message. It can only be invented once
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