CocoNUTS! (Siren)

Pansy! · 03-08-2006, 07:15 AM

If you`ve seen it, what the FUCK is up with that coconut commercial?
Where there`s the dead man, & you can hear sirens, & a scary ass coconut sitting there & says

"I will KILL you."
& he rolls away.

& then it says
"More people in a year get killed by coconuts than by safadfasdfasd (idk)"

It scared the ****ing **** out of me.

gabbagabba_hey · 03-08-2006, 08:14 PM

is it worse than the burgerking mascot?

p.s
YER BACK!!!

tdoc210 · 03-09-2006, 05:31 PM

umm no.............

03-08-2006, 07:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pansy! Like Friend like Lover! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a house... Posts: 34	CocoNUTS! If you`ve seen it, what the FUCK is up with that coconut commercial? Where there`s the dead man, & you can hear sirens, & a scary ass coconut sitting there & says "I will KILL you." & he rolls away. & then it says "More people in a year get killed by coconuts than by safadfasdfasd (idk)" It scared the **ing out of me. __________________ It breaks my heart.** We’ve applied mascara to the radio, But that’s just a quick fix and we need a little more. Does it matter to you at all? Are you listening? Or have you tuned out? Get by. Get gone. Get high. Get wronged.

03-08-2006, 08:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 193	is it worse than the burgerking mascot? p.s YER BACK!!! __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

03-09-2006, 05:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	umm no............. __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.