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Old 02-23-2006, 11:53 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Is he able write with his penis now ?!?

Fuking serb!
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Old 02-24-2006, 01:54 AM   #22 (permalink)
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^ It's a pencis, man, a pencis.

It's about time the serbs added something to the sex industry.

Disclaimer: I swear to god I know nothing about the serbian industries.
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Old 02-24-2006, 02:25 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I'm surprised no one has given the guy props yet. I mean, I can only imagine how painful that would be, that guy must have been one tough motha f*cka to tough out that kind of pain long enough to get the job done....and then leave it in there....
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Old 02-24-2006, 03:31 AM   #24 (permalink)
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^I feel a pain just to know that a guy... a serb lol... did that. There are more crazy people that we think!
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:24 AM   #25 (permalink)
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That's f**king horrendous!!! It makes me want to puke at the thought....
How the hell did he manage to push a pencil up his urethra??!
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:48 AM   #26 (permalink)
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ahahaha! Silly man. He is a stupid, stupid, stupid man. Like, OMGZZZZ! ehe
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Old 02-24-2006, 09:24 AM   #27 (permalink)
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i wonder about his "new lover", though....
*worried*

haha i bet she's the ex, now
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Old 02-24-2006, 10:22 AM   #28 (permalink)
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what if he had finished his business, the pencil could have shot out and his girlfriend could have lost an eye. sex is dangerous.
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Old 02-24-2006, 10:24 AM   #29 (permalink)
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haha yeah
don't try it, kids

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Old 02-24-2006, 10:27 AM   #30 (permalink)
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haha yeah
don't try it, kids

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i wouldnt go that far, maybe just leave out the pencil part.
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