yo, what up wif suicide bombers son? (country, albums, quote)

dirt mcgirt · 02-16-2006, 09:26 AM

what up wif dat **** son?

~~[MERIT]~~ · 02-16-2006, 01:25 PM

thank god for photoshop

jibber · 02-17-2006, 12:00 AM

So I have a question. Suicide bombers are considered martyrs by the crazy fundamentalist whack-jobs, and thus are told that they will get 30 (is it 30? or was it 12? I don't know) virgins once they get to heaven. What about the women suicide bombers? I can't see them being all to big on lesbians. Do they get male virgins? and if so, thats not much of a prize....

Trauma · 02-17-2006, 12:12 AM

I heard they get Pringles and *****s.

Maybe women martyrs get the gift of not having to be stoned for doing a man's job.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 02-17-2006, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jibber

So I have a question. Suicide bombers are considered martyrs by the crazy fundamentalist whack-jobs, and thus are told that they will get 30 (is it 30? or was it 12? I don't know) virgins once they get to heaven. What about the women suicide bombers? I can't see them being all to big on lesbians. Do they get male virgins? and if so, thats not much of a prize....

yes, they get male virgins (supposedly)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-17-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jibber

So I have a question. Suicide bombers are considered martyrs by the crazy fundamentalist whack-jobs, and thus are told that they will get 30 (is it 30? or was it 12? I don't know) virgins once they get to heaven. What about the women suicide bombers? I can't see them being all to big on lesbians. Do they get male virgins? and if so, thats not much of a prize....

It would be so funny if they got there & found out all these virgins they were promised are virgins because they look like this.......

jibber · 02-17-2006, 08:42 PM

hahaha. although, i really don't understand the whole appeal of a virgin for these people. The way I see it, it would be more rewarding to get a bunch of women with a lot of experience, minus the STD's of course.

TrampInaTux · 02-18-2006, 04:31 AM

Suicide bombers are mindless zombies lead by mindless zombies who are lead by more mindless zombies. I'm sure they can find some virgins in their country the ugly cunts

Mrs Sensitive · 02-18-2006, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dirt mcgirt

what up wif dat **** son?

Looks like someone needs more practise with Photoshop.

dirt mcgirt · 02-18-2006, 09:40 PM

whats a photoshop son?

02-16-2006, 09:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
dirt mcgirt lift ya skirt Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: brooklyn zoo, what? Posts: 194	yo, what up wif suicide bombers son? what up wif dat **** son?

02-17-2006, 12:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	So I have a question. Suicide bombers are considered martyrs by the crazy fundamentalist whack-jobs, and thus are told that they will get 30 (is it 30? or was it 12? I don't know) virgins once they get to heaven. What about the women suicide bombers? I can't see them being all to big on lesbians. Do they get male virgins? and if so, thats not much of a prize.... __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

02-17-2006, 12:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	I heard they get Pringles and *****s. Maybe women martyrs get the gift of not having to be stoned for doing a man's job. __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

02-17-2006, 08:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	hahaha. although, i really don't understand the whole appeal of a virgin for these people. The way I see it, it would be more rewarding to get a bunch of women with a lot of experience, minus the STD's of course. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

02-16-2006, 01:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	thank god for photoshop

02-18-2006, 04:31 AM	#8 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Suicide bombers are mindless zombies lead by mindless zombies who are lead by more mindless zombies. I'm sure they can find some virgins in their country the ugly cunts

02-18-2006, 09:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
dirt mcgirt lift ya skirt Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: brooklyn zoo, what? Posts: 194	whats a photoshop son?