Superman has a bulge? (effects, cover, show, quote, Lute)

IamAlejo · 02-13-2006, 04:45 PM

Quote:

"UK tabloid The Sun reports that the size of 26-year-old Brandon Routh's bulge in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting enough that the studio has ordered the makers to cover it up with digital effects. Their source says "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects"

Man, that's gotta be highlite in that guy's life having that news published around.

hookers with machineguns · 02-13-2006, 04:46 PM

They didnt do anything to Bowie's bulge in the Labyrinth.... and that's why it's the greatest movie ever.

sleepy jack · 02-13-2006, 04:49 PM

He aint superman for nothing.

adidasss · 02-13-2006, 04:49 PM

wow....he really IS superman......in every respect.....man he's gonna get so much pussy after that........

IamAlejo · 02-13-2006, 04:55 PM

They could have a whole spinoff movie just with his package.

Imonlydancing · 02-13-2006, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hookers with machineguns

They didnt do anything to Bowie's bulge in the Labyrinth.... and that's why it's the greatest movie ever.

hahaha.
I love that film !
obv, not for that reason.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-14-2006, 02:07 AM

I told my media teacher about this. . . Who's about 80something and doesnt know whether shes coming or going half the time. She was wellscared .

LukeM_UK · 02-16-2006, 06:37 AM

That sounds absolutely brilliant!! - I'd love to have a cock so big that it has to be covered up by special effects!!!

MURDER JUNKIE · 02-16-2006, 07:27 AM

like a baby's arm holding an apple???

cuz that would probably show through your pants

explosions-in-my-pants · 02-16-2006, 08:51 AM

he can have all the bulge he wants... but can he use it is my question.. he ain't superman till he knows how to work what he's got there

can't be greedy give to the needy

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LukeM_UK Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 182	That sounds absolutely brilliant!! - I'd love to have a cock so big that it has to be covered up by special effects!!!

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explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 901	he can have all the bulge he wants... but can he use it is my question.. he ain't superman till he knows how to work what he's got there can't be greedy give to the needy