You ever did that to me & you`d find a barbell embedded in your skull

I know! It was so depressing too, eating this heartshaped valentines cookie that I had to buy for myself :( The horrible thing is, Im sure I wouldnt hate it anywhere near as much if I wasnt single. BUT, I have a french lad staying at my house for valentines. Thats something, right? RIGHT?!


<Sigh>

hahaha, I'd love to do that, but hungry fat people can get really angry.

But Urban does not need to got to a gym....
So I no no think Merk has to worry about such things...

And AITA, that's...dismaying...That's like a scene you would see in a sad movie, a girl eating a heart shaped cookie that she bought herself :[[[[

You wanna bet?

:(

Aw..no, you're fit.

Ahaha thats assuming you can eather catch me or throw a barbell that far.
Knowing my luck you'd probably multitask and do both at the same time:(

Haha french people are romantics Artist, that IS something.

I`d run after you & hope for some crumb chokage on your part

No they`re not , they`re smelly , fish stealing , cheese eating , beret wearing bastards. And I live closer to them than anyone else on this forum so I should know

^Their women also don't shave.

EDIT: Anywhere.

yeah I don't know what the whole attraction to french guys is. personally I find their accents annoying as f*ck, huuugggee turnoff.