Walker: Texas Ranger
 

This thread is dedicated to the brilliance that is Walker: Texas Ranger and Chuck Norris, with the round-house kicks. Here are some absolutely priceless clips from the show. How the writers can come up with sh*t like this, and how the actors can act it with a straight face is beyond me, but, they do, and I love them for it. Watch them all, you wont be dissapointed.

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker1.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker2.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker3.shtml

and the best of them all:

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker4.shtml

Oh man this is gold.

Some scriptwriter deserves a ****ing medal.

I love them all. And the pudgey kid! Jump! Do it! *SPLAT*

"i Love You!"
*bang*

and in the spirit of Walker: Texas Ranger, here are some little known facts about Chuck Norris:

http://www.sandstorming.com/index.ph...-chuck-norris/

"Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard."

...Crazy bastard.

"We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. "

wonderful:clap:

did anyone see young chuck norris on SNL? check it.

http://www.youtube.com/w/SNL-Chuck-N...chuck%20norris

*Tastes the soil *...A plane crashed here.

Lmfao.

^ Haha that was a classic.

And the one where the guys stuck in the bear trap...*SMACK!*

This simply proves that Chuck is more man and woman than all of us.

chuck norris is everyones father when the atom bomb was used it was actually his sperm and everyone got impregnated

I don't really know if they wanted the show to be this hilarious, but it is! :P

Chuck Norris once walked in to a Burgerking and ordered a Big Mac and got it.


Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicals" contest...he beat him by 5

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, Chuck Norris potato sacks.

When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

That's all I remember.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com