jibber

This thread is dedicated to the brilliance that is Walker: Texas Ranger and Chuck Norris, with the round-house kicks. Here are some absolutely priceless clips from the show. How the writers can come up with sh*t like this, and how the actors can act it with a straight face is beyond me, but, they do, and I love them for it. Watch them all, you wont be dissapointed.

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker1.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker2.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker3.shtml

and the best of them all:

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker4.shtml

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Merkaba

Oh man this is gold.

Some scriptwriter deserves a ****ing medal.

I love them all. And the pudgey kid! Jump! Do it! *SPLAT*

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jibber

"i Love You!"
*bang*

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

jibber

and in the spirit of Walker: Texas Ranger, here are some little known facts about Chuck Norris:

http://www.sandstorming.com/index.ph...-chuck-norris/

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

Merkaba

"Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard."

...Crazy bastard.

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[MERIT]

"We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. "

wonderful

half_baked87

did anyone see young chuck norris on SNL? check it.

http://www.youtube.com/w/SNL-Chuck-N...chuck%20norris

Shooting Star

*Tastes the soil *...A plane crashed here.

Lmfao.

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Merkaba

^ Haha that was a classic.

And the one where the guys stuck in the bear trap...*SMACK!*

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riseagainstrocks

This simply proves that Chuck is more man and woman than all of us.

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