what the f*ck is a sidekick?

Haha nah you don't, I called it "My treat":)

Are you serious?! No, you're really dead serious? It's like the hottest phone ever (other than pink razors)! It's like carrying a baby computer everywhere. I use my friends to check myspace and stuff in class.

Cell Phones are becoming the downfall of the youth in america.

I disagree

faux-emo is the downfall of youth in america

Cell phones are useful inventions and making them look hot and have sweet internet hook-ups is all the better. Who knows I could be on here from a side kick... I'm not but I could be.

Cell Phones are useful yes, having them is fine. But all this added crap is useless and dumb. You don't need internet on your phone, all the little middle schoolers don't need phones. Half the stuff on them is pointless, half the people don't need them. Also, not paying attention in class and IMing or texting with your friends is another fault.

I had a phone in middle school, I did need it. When I went places I'd bring it in case of emergency. I didn't really use it other wise. It is stupid for like a sixth grader to have a razor or sidekick... pisses me off rich bitches.

Like, oh my god! that is so cool! I like, totally want one! Like oh my god, I'm like, so ashamed of my phone, I like, can't believe I am missing out on like THE hottest phone ever! That's so hot. I'm like totally going to ask my parents to put a second mortgage on our house because I like, totally need this phone. My life will be like RUINED if I don't like get like the hottest phone ever. oh my god!

(I'm f*cking glad I don't know what that phone was, I'd be ashamed of myself if I actually paid attention to worthless pieces of information like that.)

Hehe, what other "treats" do you offer there?