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01-31-2006, 12:01 PM
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The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Well this is funny & it`s about sh*t.....
Poo listed on ham packet ingredients By Jan Disley HUNGRY Mick Woods soon lost his appetite when he opened a packet of ham - and found "dog sh*t" listed among the ingredients. Stunned student Mick, 34, examined another of the 300g containers - labeled "premium" produce - and saw the same surprise additive on the label. And he admitted: "Obviously I haven't eaten it. It sort of puts you off." His partner Tracey, 28, bought the 99p packs of cooked, sliced ham from a store near their home in Wakefield, West Yorks. The dad-of-three added: "We spent 40 minutes laughing. But we haven't put any in the kids' sandwiches and we had something else for our tea." Manufacturer H R Hargreaves & Son said it axed an employee over the labeling prank and was trying to recall the ham A spokesman for the Manchester firm said: "We can't have people fooling about with food products. "A number of packs are affected. We're trying to find out what shops they're in."
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09-06-2006, 03:14 PM
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isfckingdead
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Best bump ever.
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02-18-2007, 10:47 PM
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isfckingdead
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A_Perfect_Sonnet and I pwning.
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02-18-2007, 11:05 PM
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isfckingdead
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The chat kicked me out when it was really funny thats all I could get
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