Sabgoat

So I find myself being completely bored out of my mind. So in fear of going insane to the point of no return I’ve decided that I don’t want to entertain everyone else by spamming and letting everyone watch me get banned so I’m thinking entertain me b*tch’s so I couldn’t very well come up with a thread like urbans you know his entertain me one.. so here’s how it goes..

Tell me random things about your life..
Well tell me your hole life story if you so choose, I’ll read it and it will entertain me I’m sure. That or bore me and make me fall to sleep so either way I’m good.

Are you interesting. I’ll either post back and or have fallin to sleep. So have fun fokes..

go on then entertain me

well..

TheBig3

My hole life story? Well I never much cared for Courtney Love, I feel she's obnoxious and attention starved.

No to be honest, here's my life in a short short vignette (spelling is waaaaay off):

I grew up at home with my mom and dad. They should never have been married. My father is a child in an adults body any time something isn't smoothly sailing, and my mother's life philosophy is to live now because you may die tomorrow. thats probably because her fatehr died when she was 16.

My family are "simple" people, valuing jock-asthetics far above anything resembeling intelligence. I often find myself hanging up the phone when they refuse to say "where are you" (they say "where you at" and I have alot of problems with that)

I worked with children at 16 until this past august, working the camps I grew up in and the Boys and Girls Club and YMCA. I moved to Boston again this year and loathe it only slightly less than I did the first time.

Im trying in vein to be a singer/song writer and im hoping in the next few years to settle down and have kids.

Imagine that MB, little RainDog's running around...contain your excitement.

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Sabgoat

who's the lucky lady going to have you RainDog's ?? please really answer me.. entertainment.. i've been told i'd make a good breeder jk.. OH GOD can you tell how bored i am...don't answer that last one

TheBig3

Well you know, I think I may have found one finally, after years of thinking I was the only one that was...like I was which is whacked out but witha focus on propriety.

She's older than me, but if I ever got the chance to date her, I'd consider myself lucky.

i suppose I should count myself we continue to keep contact over such great distance while knowing each other slightly briefly.

I like it this way, I get to find out if their crazy without being distracted by their sexuality. Lets me slip the lunatics easier.

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Sabgoat

more guys should be like you.. you seem to know what you want..

madeinNY

well i grew up around a lot of older people, i really didnt like kids my own age...i've always been deathly afraid of needles and my mom used to be a bartender...her and my dad have split of numerous times, but they are currently back together...my friends have come and gone mostly because neither of us give a damn...i had my first crush in kindergarten on a kid named ari....then there was joey in second grade (we got married) and i got my frist frencher...and there were others but i don't member them...the most recent bo is tyler, as you know...no girl is comfortable enough with their sexuality to even know anything yet so sadly i have no girlfriends...tho i did have an e-girl once named trina, she was 17 from boston, and thats why im grouded from IM since 2 years ago...im a big catherine zeta, angi jolie, pawla abdul, simon cowell fan...my mom is more like a friend/sis to me...im a night owl. i also struggle with insomnia...guh i hate it. in addition to hating, i also hate schhol. mostly because its boring and everyones retarded. i like to sleep when i can, and be online, and draw...i currently struggle (so im told) with anorexia. my middle name is marie and i have naturally light brown hair...tho im not sure which color it is now. i like getting my nails done and i actually ENjoy crying and watching sad movies...im very tired.

cherio mates.

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jibber

here's my life story in a nutshel:
born in calgary, lived here until I was five, a period of my life of which I remember absolutely nothing at all. Shortly before my fifth birthday, my dad got a job with an oil company named ARAMCO, and we headed off to live in a small compound in Saudi Arabia called Abqaiq. I spent my fifth birthday on the plane and in the airport. Abqaia was basically a fenced in compound established for ARAMCO employees and their families, with a rediculously strong military presence, mainly because it was the year the gulf war ended, and they wanted to make sure all the ex-pats and the surrounding oil fields safe. After two years, we re-located to another ARAMCO compound, Darhan, which was the same as abqaiq, only slightly larger and with a slightly high military presence. Four years after we moved there, the Kobar towers were bombed (an apartment complex housing american soldiers still there from the gulf war, about 15 minutes away from my house in a huge city called Al-Kobar). In the months following, several bomb threats were made on mine and my brothers schools, ten foot concrete barriers were errected around them to keep out truck bombs, guards eqquiped with AK47 assault rifles and bomb sniffing dogs were stationed around the entrances to our schools, and my parents decided it was time to move back to canada. In between that time, we travelled a lot (Italy, France, England, Austria, Bahamas, Thailand, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain to name a few). Once I got back to canada, I got really into volleyball and it became my whole life, the last year I played my team made it to nationals, and then I decided I wanted my life back, quit, and started skiing to occupy all the free time that I suddenly found myself with. Now i'm an art student, getting ready to move to New Zealand for the summer, and have absolutely no plans for my life aside from doing a 2 year diploma program for photojournalism, and then doing freelance photography and journalism, and travelling the world with no steady job, and very rarely having a permanent address.

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Laces Out Dan!

That is one interesting life Jibber....Thats really interesting

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Cheese

my life story can be written on the back of a postage stamp and still leave room to stick it to your letter

madeinNY

thats thought provoking, cheeseman, please continue...

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