I think you got a bit of it wrong there... fair enough if thats what you like to wear when you have sex with those beautiful women... each to his own.

thats great stuff, I know! people are really missing out on a time in their life where they can **** up in life and its ok...and they can learn.

the first time me and my friends got stoned I started acting like a velociraptor and ran around clawing everybody.everyone started doing it in the middle of the street and it was alote of fun. we went to jack in the box and you can order 30 tacos for a good deal and everyone started cheering in teh car when the person working there said he would make give extra sauce. I felt like a little kid, because when i heard that I could get a soda I went crazy with excitement. I forgot but when I remembered it hit me that soda was good. on my 16th birthday we went to the beach and we fell asleep in the grassy dunes and a huge fire started. we watched it for a while because it was just grass, but it kept getting bigger like explosions.a friend of ours got high for the first time with us and he would hide anytime a car would drive by because he thought it was his mom. one of my friends got high and started petting a prickly weed saying "my little baby"

Even though I'm totally against this, that is f*cking funny.

yeah it is. my first time smoking me and my cousin watched takeshi's castle and rode to get pizzas. and another time at school i got high and went to computer class...trying to look up porn on the blocked computers is difficult. on my way home that same day i decided on a whim to stop into a shop and buy a copy of halo 2 using my freshly aquired bank card....not good. **** game.

It sounds like when you get stoned you turn into a dork.

yeah, when i used to. kinda calmed down now into more of a drinking thing. which will probably kill me in the end.

What can't kill you isn't fun.

thats true. in the interest of staying on topic and not annoying anyone another time my cousin got way too high and thought he grew a snout. he was pretty convinced of it. hilarity.

halo 2 is a dangerous game to play when high. not really but I would get killed alote because I was laughing too hard at someone getting killed and then saying " in the back! double teamed! I hate you in real life!"

me and my friends got kicked out of school for 5 days for smoking at school. we went to eachothers housing during the time and got high. when they were holding one of my friends I looked to see what he was doing because I heard a constant tapin sound and he had drawn a big eagle with all these ants around it. I saw it and we started laughing so hard I started hitting my hand against the counter.

There was this one time me and my friend jon we're stoned out of our minds and trying to sneak other drugs i won't mention up to my room, and it was just bad. Like EVERYONE was asking how was the party and it we we're focusing everything on walking straight and yeah pretty sucky...I have better ones but they're longer i'll post them later.