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Old 01-15-2006, 07:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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passion may be overcoming but not so overcoming that you can't quickly slip on a condom. its not like if you dont get it in her in 5 seconds your **** will explode.....well most of the time.
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Old 01-15-2006, 07:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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you guys are to defensive or brain washed from school or your parents to have your own opinion...joke. the whole story is a girl friend told me she liked it better without one and another kept taking it off, so I think that means they should have as much of a responsibity to keep from getting pregnant as I do in giving them babies, or all guys for that matter, including you.


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Old 01-15-2006, 07:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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you guys are to defensive or brain washed from school or your parents to have your own opinion...joke. the whole story is a girl friend told me she liked it better without one and another kept taking it off, so I think that means they should have as much of a responsibity to keep from getting pregnant as I do in giving them babies, or all guys for that matter, including you.
My view is, if they don't want contraception, 1) get them STD tested (and yourself while you're at it) and 2) get them to sign something legally binding to say that if they get pregnant they won't ask you for child support because they explicitly got themselves pregnant.
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Old 01-15-2006, 07:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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My view is, if they don't want contraception, 1) get them STD tested (and yourself while you're at it) and 2) get them to sign something legally binding to say that if they get pregnant they won't ask you for child support because they explicitly got themselves pregnant.

hahaha how romantic...hey baby come sign this form before we do it. oh it's nothing really, just says that if you get pregnant well im allowed to bail on you and leave you up **** creek.

"sure thing ill sign it cause im a completely stupid blonde bombshell slut"
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No, my point is that she's the one who won't use the contraception, so she's the one that takes responsibility. Either use the condom, or don't expect me to help out with the kid(s).
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Old 01-15-2006, 07:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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righto i getcha.
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I think either/or got you in the first place Fal, he just wanted to get a few smiles. Sadly, that weasn't to be.
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I think either/or got you in the first place Fal, he just wanted to get a few smiles. Sadly, that weasn't to be.
My bad when there aren't indicators it's hard to tell.
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Old 01-15-2006, 07:45 AM   #9 (permalink)
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my roll of comedy is ending dammit. i think this birth thing has dried up for me. i'll leave it to the morning folk to pick it up.
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You better had do. And yet again either/or has managed to steer the thread off-topic. It's one of the many gifts he has. Albeit annoying one.
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