Gym Class Stories (single, teacher)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-14-2006, 03:04 PM

There was this kid at school who was about twice the size of me who used to always give me a hard time.

I think my sports teacher knew this because in a game of rugby he put this kid on the opposite team playing in the opposite position to me.

During the game this kid came charging towards me & the teacher threw the ball towards me.As I was about to catch the ball this kid was virtually on top of me , so I let the ball go past & punched him full in the stomach. He was lying on the ground in agony , the teacher came over told him that rugby was a mans sport and to get up , then he grinned at me & told me next time it would be better to catch the ball.

I was rubbish at sport but this teacher was always good with me & always gave me good reports because he said I always tried hard.

franscar · 01-14-2006, 03:14 PM

For Comic Relief we had a football match of students vs the teachers, in which I managed to score twice, volley the ball into my old Biology teachers nuts and send the sadistic rugby loving PE teacher headlong into a massive puddle of mud.

I also once hit the same sadist rugby lover in the face with a ping pong ball several times in an ill-tempered table tennis match.

jibber · 01-14-2006, 03:20 PM

the best parts of my gym classes in junior high was the anual teacher vs. student volleyball games. every year, the grade 9 girls and guys volleyball teams would be matched against the teachers. and when i was in grade 9 we actually beat them, the first time in 5 years that the students won apparently. actually any time we played volleyball in gym was always fun, because everyone who played on the team would just go on one court, and we'd have an actual game. since we'd all been on the teams together for 3 years, we all knew eachother really well so it was a lot of fun.

franscar · 01-14-2006, 03:24 PM

Well the year after I left apparently the student-teacher match was called off after one of the teachers, a new guy that started after I left, started a fight with one of the kids.

I'd have probably donated some money to comic relief to see that.

holdyoualways · 01-14-2006, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE

my story was very similar to this.

yes, i think lots of people can relate to that story

another one:

i think i was in like 6th grade or something. we were riding on those stupid yellow floor scooter things. & as my gym clothes i brought slippery pj pants. & well, needless to say with my big volatile shoes which i thought were so totally cool & the slidiness of my pants, i fell off the darned thing. i got some kind of floor burn which tore a hole in my knee & gave me a rug burn effect. i tried to play it off like it didnt hurt but it hurt like the devil.

jibber · 01-14-2006, 03:33 PM

haha, again, in junior high, we had this one unit in gym called mission impossible. they basically just turned the gym into this huge, crazy obstacle course. It was easily one of the most fun units we had, and one year, i'd sprained my ankle in a volleyball game right before it started. not wanting to miss out, i did it just hopping on one foot. i made it pretty far through the course considering i could only use one leg

SittingBehindYou · 01-14-2006, 05:50 PM

A select few in my gym class went skateboarding in the gym and we all got activities duty for 3 days. Then last year we all refused to dress out and got a week of lunch duty. Me and some other girls also gave a girl younger than us a make over on picture day and 3 guys asked her out that day

Spike*Spiegel · 01-14-2006, 05:53 PM

a couple years ago i had gym with a sub. he was a frotch hahahah. i threw a la crosse ball at the back of his head. he failed me.

mosesandtherubberducky · 01-14-2006, 05:56 PM

I got tackled on the gym floor playing two-hand touch football (american) by this big idiot. It was mean, but we won because he picked a bunch of dumbasses to be on his team. Oh and he is insecure with dressing out infront of other guys so I make fun of him for that.

jibber · 01-14-2006, 06:00 PM

i liked going to the pool the most. huge diving tank, me and some guys who snowboarded would just egg eachother on doing bigger and bigger stuff, it was fun, one of the guys actually threw a corked 9, it was sweet. and i actually wasn't a pussy and tried to do stuff because i bend under peer pressure when it comes to stuff like that.

01-14-2006, 03:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	There was this kid at school who was about twice the size of me who used to always give me a hard time. I think my sports teacher knew this because in a game of rugby he put this kid on the opposite team playing in the opposite position to me. During the game this kid came charging towards me & the teacher threw the ball towards me.As I was about to catch the ball this kid was virtually on top of me , so I let the ball go past & punched him full in the stomach. He was lying on the ground in agony , the teacher came over told him that rugby was a mans sport and to get up , then he grinned at me & told me next time it would be better to catch the ball. I was rubbish at sport but this teacher was always good with me & always gave me good reports because he said I always tried hard. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

01-14-2006, 03:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
franscar Honky Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Birmingham Posts: 665	For Comic Relief we had a football match of students vs the teachers, in which I managed to score twice, volley the ball into my old Biology teachers nuts and send the sadistic rugby loving PE teacher headlong into a massive puddle of mud. I also once hit the same sadist rugby lover in the face with a ping pong ball several times in an ill-tempered table tennis match. __________________ Franscar is metal. You are not.

01-14-2006, 03:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	the best parts of my gym classes in junior high was the anual teacher vs. student volleyball games. every year, the grade 9 girls and guys volleyball teams would be matched against the teachers. and when i was in grade 9 we actually beat them, the first time in 5 years that the students won apparently. actually any time we played volleyball in gym was always fun, because everyone who played on the team would just go on one court, and we'd have an actual game. since we'd all been on the teams together for 3 years, we all knew eachother really well so it was a lot of fun. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

01-14-2006, 03:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
franscar Honky Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Birmingham Posts: 665	Well the year after I left apparently the student-teacher match was called off after one of the teachers, a new guy that started after I left, started a fight with one of the kids. I'd have probably donated some money to comic relief to see that. __________________ Franscar is metal. You are not.

01-14-2006, 03:33 PM	#16 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	haha, again, in junior high, we had this one unit in gym called mission impossible. they basically just turned the gym into this huge, crazy obstacle course. It was easily one of the most fun units we had, and one year, i'd sprained my ankle in a volleyball game right before it started. not wanting to miss out, i did it just hopping on one foot. i made it pretty far through the course considering i could only use one leg __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

01-14-2006, 05:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
SittingBehindYou Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere erotic.... I mean exotic ;) Posts: 44	A select few in my gym class went skateboarding in the gym and we all got activities duty for 3 days. Then last year we all refused to dress out and got a week of lunch duty. Me and some other girls also gave a girl younger than us a make over on picture day and 3 guys asked her out that day __________________ The world... "it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine."

01-14-2006, 05:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	a couple years ago i had gym with a sub. he was a frotch hahahah. i threw a la crosse ball at the back of his head. he failed me.

01-14-2006, 05:56 PM	#19 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	I got tackled on the gym floor playing two-hand touch football (american) by this big idiot. It was mean, but we won because he picked a bunch of dumbasses to be on his team. Oh and he is insecure with dressing out infront of other guys so I make fun of him for that. __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

01-14-2006, 06:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	i liked going to the pool the most. huge diving tank, me and some guys who snowboarded would just egg eachother on doing bigger and bigger stuff, it was fun, one of the guys actually threw a corked 9, it was sweet. and i actually wasn't a pussy and tried to do stuff because i bend under peer pressure when it comes to stuff like that. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER