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Old 05-18-2006, 05:46 PM   #131 (permalink)
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How early into a relationship do you have sex?
Soon as their legs are wide enough apart.
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:51 PM   #132 (permalink)
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There should be an ask women anything thread.

Only problem is the only question would be what the hell did i do wrong this time
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Old 05-18-2006, 09:32 PM   #133 (permalink)
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But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore..
maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers....

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Old 05-18-2006, 10:06 PM   #134 (permalink)
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There should be an ask women anything thread.

Only problem is the only question would be what the hell did i do wrong this time
Ever notice how there's books about how to understand men, children, even dogs, but none on how to understand women?

Not even women understand women.
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Old 05-18-2006, 10:47 PM   #135 (permalink)
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I'm so happy I am past all that tribal ritual stuff. I couldn't imagine trying to go out and meet women. It seems exhaustive now. I can't believe I spent so much time doing it.

i'll let all you young fellows in on a secret: I've been with the same woman for almost 16 years. I still do not understand her thought process.

Here is a question for the women here:

1. Why do you have 15 different bottles and 3 different soaps in the shower? In my shower, I have 1 bar of soap, one bottle of shampoo, and one of those net/ball to scrub with. Oh, and a bottle of cream rinse that was used exactly one time, about 3 years ago.
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Old 05-18-2006, 11:09 PM   #136 (permalink)
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But if you go around showing off your horniness then guys are going to think you're easy, even if you're not trying to be..
I don't mean showing it off to every guy, just my boyfriend and him alone.
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How early into a relationship do you have sex?
that my dear depends on the people in the relationship, soon is alright if its a stable relationship, later is always best tho.. its the safer bet.
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There should be an ask women anything thread.

Only problem is the only question would be what the hell did i do wrong this time
isn't this thread for men asking women questions and women asking men questions? i sure it is.
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Here is a question for the women here:

1. Why do you have 15 different bottles and 3 different soaps in the shower? In my shower, I have 1 bar of soap, one bottle of shampoo, and one of those net/ball to scrub with. Oh, and a bottle of cream rinse that was used exactly one time, about 3 years ago.
I have no clue. I have loads of extra things in my bathroom but its under the sink for guest or whatever. But in my shower i have my shmpoo, and soap and shavers.. that is it. Less the better cause i have clean the bathroom.
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Old 05-19-2006, 12:24 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Kay this is stupid haha
How often do most guys jack off?
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:57 AM   #138 (permalink)
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Lol by total I meant completely a truthful guy. I have incredibly high standards as it is.
You wouldn't like me then. I'm the sort that doesn't give a rats about how I look or am perceived by others.

But I've never lied to her indoors.If I've done something wrong, I tell her and vice versa........If you can't be open and honest with each other, the relationship is a complete farce from day one.
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Old 05-19-2006, 08:02 AM   #139 (permalink)
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Kay this is stupid haha
How often do most guys jack off?
1-3 times a week.
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You wouldn't like me then. I'm the sort that doesn't give a rats about how I look or am perceived by others.
"I'm the sort that doesn't give a rats about how I look or am perceived by others."=ugly, knows it, and wants people to stop making fun.
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Old 05-19-2006, 01:11 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Is it all in the wrist or elbow?
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