Dreams

Chiomara · 05-10-2018, 05:20 AM

Dreamed I had a youtube persona named Dolphina Windchime. I wore a long curly black wig, a lace doily on my head and gave mystical advice and weekly made up astrology reports which all seemed to heavily revolve around the topic of river spirits (?) and making "shadow baskets" as offerings to them in order to placate them which is absolutely something I would do.

OccultHawk · 05-18-2018, 06:49 AM

I had a dream last night that I wasn’t in.

I see online people asking about dreams where you weren’t yourself

But this wasn’t even in first person

It was about a dude hiking in red rocks canyon but it wasn’t me

I wasn’t watching it in my dream

I wasn’t a character in the dream

It was just a story

Black Francis · 05-18-2018, 10:50 AM

When you fall asleep watching Road runner reruns.

grindy · 05-18-2018, 11:14 AM

Dreamt that I was a lesbian.
I was about to have sex with some woman but she was a bit too fat for my tastes.
In my dream sax tablets existed. No not viagra. Like iPads with virtual sexual partners in them and you could reach through the screen or put your genitals in there or whatever and interact with them.
So I arranged a whole bunch of those sex tablets on the bed I was about to have sex on.
But the woman was offended by me doing that and called me out on not finding her attractive enough on her own.
That made me really angry. So angry that my skin ruptured and a smaller, angrier version of me and also a rabid dog emerged out of my husk.
This mini-me and the dog ran, madly screeching/barking, at the poor woman.
At this point my view changed and I saw everything from her perspective. The weird angry, screeching woman and the rabid dog running at me were incredibly scary and when they reached me I woke up.

**Frownland** · 05-18-2018, 11:15 AM

Did she look like your mom?

grindy · 05-18-2018, 11:18 AM

One of the few Freudian things missing from there.

**Frownland** · 05-23-2018, 07:36 AM

Had a dream that I saw a Farrah Abraham concert and it was incredible. Then I switched bodies with my coworker to get away from some police and I saw myself get shot to death.

OccultHawk · 05-23-2018, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Had a dream that I saw a Farrah Abraham concert and it was incredible. Then I switched bodies with my coworker to get away from some police and I saw myself get shot to death.

Even though I’ve never seen your coworker I’m sure you got the better end of that deal.

**Frownland** · 05-23-2018, 08:43 AM

Dying?

OccultHawk · 05-23-2018, 08:47 AM

You got a new body! I’ve seen your picture you ugly ****.

05-10-2018, 05:20 AM	#1201 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Dreamed I had a youtube persona named Dolphina Windchime. I wore a long curly black wig, a lace doily on my head and gave mystical advice and weekly made up astrology reports which all seemed to heavily revolve around the topic of river spirits (?) and making "shadow baskets" as offerings to them in order to placate them which is absolutely something I would do. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

05-18-2018, 06:49 AM	#1202 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I had a dream last night that I wasn’t in. I see online people asking about dreams where you weren’t yourself But this wasn’t even in first person It was about a dude hiking in red rocks canyon but it wasn’t me I wasn’t watching it in my dream I wasn’t a character in the dream It was just a story __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-18-2018, 10:50 AM	#1203 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	When you fall asleep watching Road runner reruns. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-18-2018, 11:14 AM	#1204 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Dreamt that I was a lesbian. I was about to have sex with some woman but she was a bit too fat for my tastes. In my dream sax tablets existed. No not viagra. Like iPads with virtual sexual partners in them and you could reach through the screen or put your genitals in there or whatever and interact with them. So I arranged a whole bunch of those sex tablets on the bed I was about to have sex on. But the woman was offended by me doing that and called me out on not finding her attractive enough on her own. That made me really angry. So angry that my skin ruptured and a smaller, angrier version of me and also a rabid dog emerged out of my husk. This mini-me and the dog ran, madly screeching/barking, at the poor woman. At this point my view changed and I saw everything from her perspective. The weird angry, screeching woman and the rabid dog running at me were incredibly scary and when they reached me I woke up. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

05-18-2018, 11:15 AM	#1205 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Did she look like your mom? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-18-2018, 11:18 AM	#1206 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	One of the few Freudian things missing from there. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

05-23-2018, 07:36 AM	#1207 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Had a dream that I saw a Farrah Abraham concert and it was incredible. Then I switched bodies with my coworker to get away from some police and I saw myself get shot to death. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-23-2018, 08:43 AM	#1209 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Dying? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-23-2018, 08:47 AM	#1210 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	You got a new body! I’ve seen your picture you ugly ****. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html