Howard the Duck

^^i wish i had your dreams

weirdest ones I had:-

some alien-ish predator was hunting me in some wild alien forest, when it caught me, it spiked a bear-trap like contraption from my chin to the top of the head, it pulled some trigger, blam! my entire skull was ripped open

i was in prison, they sent in some hookers who had glass shards on their bodies - I was forced to have sex with one of them, ended up with my flesh ripped to shreds

i went to Hell, the Lord of the Underworld was torturing me by feedings bits of me ripped off slowly piece by piece and fed to some giant boar

i was walking the streets of France, the ground broke under me, I fell into a cathedral beneath, as I walked up to the head monk, I tapped him on the shoulder, he turned to face me and said something like "surprise! this is Hell" - turned out he was Lucifer