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Old 03-03-2017, 11:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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i had a dream one of my professors wanted to go see a movie with me

but then he kissed me and tried to sexually assault me and it turned into a nightmare
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i had a dream one of my professors wanted to go see a movie with me

but then he kissed me and tried to sexually assault me and it turned into a nightmare
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 03-06-2017, 04:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Apparently I am very stressed and my poor brain is trying to soothe me, because my dreams over the past few days have consisted of nothing but petting and hugging cats and wolf puppies in meadows.
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Old 03-06-2017, 04:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Clearly you're into bestiality send video.
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Old 03-06-2017, 10:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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wait wait I gotta weird one

So in this dream Walmart now offers apartment living reaching out into another market and ofc doing it for super cheap with questionable quality.

I move into Walmart housing and the rent is super awesome but the problem is it's located directly next to the bathrooms so I constantly hear toilets flushing and it always smells really bad
That actually sounds kinda rad
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

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Old 03-06-2017, 10:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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wait wait I gotta weird one

So in this dream Walmart now offers apartment living reaching out into another market and ofc doing it for super cheap with questionable quality.

I move into Walmart housing and the rent is super awesome but the problem is it's located directly next to the bathrooms so I constantly hear toilets flushing and it always smells really bad
It's probably your brain telling you that your blind spots in your music taste like metal and hip hop aren't exactly because you're in a world where that is your reality, but more because the only time that you focus on them is when they're literal ****.
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Old 03-07-2017, 01:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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wait wait I gotta weird one

So in this dream Walmart now offers apartment living reaching out into another market and ofc doing it for super cheap with questionable quality.

I move into Walmart housing and the rent is super awesome but the problem is it's located directly next to the bathrooms so I constantly hear toilets flushing and it always smells really bad
Honestly, I feel it's only a matter of time before this is an actual thing that exists. (I figure once it does Vice will be the first to do an article about it. "I Lived in a Wal-Mart Punishment Cocoon For Two Weeks With a PCP-Addicted Clown: Here's What I Learned")
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Old 03-07-2017, 05:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Honestly, I feel it's only a matter of time before this is an actual thing that exists. (I figure once it does Vice will be the first to do an article about it. "I Lived in a Wal-Mart Punishment Cocoon For Two Weeks With a PCP-Addicted Clown: Here's What I Learned")
lol, sounds like something Cracked would do as well. I mean, they're really reaching these days.
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol, sounds like something Cracked would do as well. I mean, they're really reaching these days.
They totally would. I remember when they were a half-decent site (they had some rather entertaining history articles about inept criminals of yore etc) 8 or so years ago.
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Old 03-09-2017, 12:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I dreamt that I was Steve Martin and finger banging some chick.
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