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Old 08-28-2016, 07:48 PM   #741 (permalink)
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what are you, ****ing gay?
How does one have sex with pants on?
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Old 08-28-2016, 07:50 PM   #742 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2016, 08:02 PM   #743 (permalink)
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Most wet drrams I get suck ass but when you have a good one.. Man, I can't imagine actual sex feeling even close to as good as that. Especially as my best wank ever was in a dream.
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Old 08-28-2016, 08:31 PM   #745 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2016, 10:17 PM   #746 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2016, 10:21 PM   #747 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2016, 03:29 AM   #748 (permalink)
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Dry humping?
That's what I tend to do in those dreams. Not as satisfying.
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Old 08-29-2016, 10:53 AM   #749 (permalink)
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if you can't appreciate dry humping, i feel bad for you.
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Old 08-29-2016, 01:02 PM   #750 (permalink)
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try drinking coffee before going to bed or something
Great advice. Who needs sleep anyway.
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