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ChelseaDagger 06-02-2016 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704235)
I am never self deprecating how dare you.
Why not? Self deprecation is a useful skill whenever one needs to shoot a proverbial bullet through one's own proverbial chest, for the sheer pleasure of wounding the dude behind you who's got you in a proverbial stranglehold...

YIPPIE-KIYAY-MUTHAFOCKA!!

ChelseaDagger 06-02-2016 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1704255)
Don't mess with the Bull young lady. Maybe you should spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself, and a little less time trying to impress people.
Eat. My. Shorts.

Plankton 06-02-2016 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1704259)
Eat. My. Shorts.
Are they the edible kind? Your hubby wouldn't like that, by the way.

ChelseaDagger 06-02-2016 11:23 AM
He'd think it's hilarious considering I sharted in them before serving them up with hollandaisse.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-02-2016 11:24 AM
That is perhaps the most disgusting thing I've read on this site. Props to you, Aunt Dagger for doing what no one thought possible and being grosser than The Batlord himself.

Frownland 06-02-2016 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1704266)
He'd think it's hilarious considering I sharted in them before serving them up with hollandaisse.
**** is a delicacy for lower life forms. Plankton'll love it.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-02-2016 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704269)
**** is a delicacy for lower life forms. Plankton'll love it.
As long as there's guac on it.

Frownland 06-02-2016 11:25 AM
Sure. That's guacamole, go for it. No, I promise.

ChelseaDagger 06-02-2016 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1704271)
As long as there's guac on it.
He'll have to hold off until tomorrow for that flavor.

Plankton 06-02-2016 11:36 AM
I'm all giddy over it. Guac on poop... yeah, it's a thing now. I guess. Some statements are taken waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too literally.


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