Ditto, what the **** is nek minit?

Know your meme... :thumb:

I looked it up, but I still don't really understand the application. Presumably I should watch it, but I don't want to.

It's pretty retarded to say nek minnit when it's easier to just type "next minute".

Wow. I'm not sure what I had last night. It started out as a lucid dream and once I realized it.. I decided to jump into the "astral world" (I've been trying to astral project through mediation for a month now) and it was really, really amazing and frightening what happened next.

After I jumped, the normal "mental feeling" of a dream changed and I could feel myself there as if it were real. I thrusted upwards into the sky and felt myself flying, but it was more than that. It's like I felt some kind of shift in consciousness, like my brain was shifting gears from my physical body to my cosmic ethereal body. I didn't go into any kind of astral realm but I did see my house from above, and I flew higher and saw my entire neighboorhood from a great height. But despite the awareness of my seemingly cosmic body, I still felt the haziness of a dream. Eventually I came to conclude that I was still dreaming.

This is when it gets weird for me. I opened my eyes and saw my ceiling (with my kick-ass remote control fan). But then I realized my eyes were still closed, so I opened my eyes again. Now I saw tiny little black and purple lines dancing across the ceiling and eventually fading away. I felt like I was "back" but I'm not sure where I "went".

The mind is amazing. I wouldn't classify as an "out of body experience" or an "astral projection" (by the way, I take pretty non religious view of both) but wow it was close. It's almost as if I experienced one but I was so drowsy that I wasnt fully conscious for it,
which makes sense since I essentially figured out I was asleep and it was a lucid dream which I then took control of by commanding myself to find my house.

**** conan that dream is so hard to comprehend. I am trying to relate but I really don't think I have ever had a dream even close to that. That is awesome though that it was such a direct result to your meditation though.

Today in my computer science lecture I fell asleep semi consciously and dreampt that everything my professor said was being done by an airline P.A

i wish i could remember most of my dreams

i do however know that one of my recurring dreams is of the Apocalypse

usually a black hole would appear in the night-sky and suck everything in

or a gargantuan tornado, except instead of wreaking destruction, everything just gets sucked into it and disappears

Last night I dreamt that I was selling my kitten and was sad about it. I had to do it for some space or eviction reason. All these people came to see my cat and left saying that they would call, but never did. They all came back in a mob and claimed that they need to see my lawn before they offer a price on the kitten, and this lawyer stood behind me telling me that if I showed them the lawn it would take down the value of the kitten. So I told them off and they never came back. Next came along a very creepy man who came, and as he pet the cat he offered me 1 million dollars for it. But then a fear came along that he was going to do something crazy with the kitten and eat it or something, so I ended up throwing him out and keeping my cat for myself.

Typing this out made me realize the double entendre of this dream.

Redo:

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