Dreams

**Janszoon** · 03-23-2011, 05:51 PM

I had a dream two nights ago that I was hanging out at this retirement home for some reason and started talking to this keyboardist who had been putting on some kind of performance for the retirees. He and I decided it would be hilarious to cover an old Aerosmith song together so I put on a long-haired wig and start singing with him playing. Within about thirty seconds almost the entire audience had left the room and a minute or two later one of the staff came over and told us that they were getting noise complaints and we had to stop.

Freebase Dali · 03-23-2011, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I had a dream two nights ago that I was hanging out at this retirement home for some reason and started talking to this keyboardist who had been putting on some kind of performance for the retirees. He and I decided it would be hilarious to cover an old Aerosmith song together so I put on a long-haired wig and start singing with him playing. Within about thirty seconds almost the entire audience had left the room and a minute or two later one of the staff came over and told us that they were getting noise complaints and we had to stop.

That is the most realistic dream I've ever heard about.

s_k · 03-23-2011, 06:38 PM

What are they for?
You don't have to tell

crukster · 03-23-2011, 07:00 PM

Nah no worries man it's Citalopram for depression. They don't really do much though, just give loads of weird side effects so I might go off them. But you can't go cold turkey and just stop or the withdrawl makes you suicidal or something

Freebase Dali · 03-23-2011, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by crukster

Nah no worries man it's Citalopram for depression. They don't really do much though, just give loads of weird side effects so I might go off them. But you can't go cold turkey and just stop or the withdrawl makes you suicidal or something

Suicide: A side effect of ceasing to buy our product.
FUCKING GENIUS!!!!

crukster · 03-23-2011, 07:04 PM

lmao man one of the side effects listed is actually depression and anxiety. it's like taking paracetamol that gives you a headache wth

s_k · 03-23-2011, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by crukster

Nah no worries man it's Citalopram for depression. They don't really do much though, just give loads of weird side effects so I might go off them. But you can't go cold turkey and just stop or the withdrawl makes you suicidal or something

That's how it works. You may want to try another one though.
It sometimes really takes some effort to find out which one is right for you

EvilChuck · 03-23-2011, 07:18 PM

I had a dream that involved me, Snooki from Jersey Shore, and a massive mansion. We had the place to ourselves, which was great because we could do anything we wanted (there was no sex in the dream that I can remember, we spent alot of time playing video games and watching tv though). It turned into that episode of South Park though where Cartman buys an amusement park just for himself, and then has to hire people to run it so needs a couple of visitors a day to pay the wages, which then turns into hundreds and then thousands. We had to hire people to cook, do some cleaning and whatever else needed doing (we were both lazy in this dream), and eventually the mansion was so overrun with people we were having to run around the mansion trying to escape what had become hoardes of Snooki fans that had been given admission in order to do our dirty work.

zachsd · 03-24-2011, 12:23 AM

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I had a dream that involved me, Snooki from Jersey Shore ... there was no sex in the dream that I can remember

Thank god.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-24-2011, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck

I had a nightmare that involved me, Snooki from Jersey Shore, and a massive mansion. We had the place to ourselves, which was great because we could do anything we wanted (there was no sex in the dream that I can remember, we spent alot of time playing video games and watching tv though). It turned into that episode of South Park though where Cartman buys an amusement park just for himself, and then has to hire people to run it so needs a couple of visitors a day to pay the wages, which then turns into hundreds and then thousands. We had to hire people to cook, do some cleaning and whatever else needed doing (we were both lazy in this dream), and eventually the mansion was so overrun with people we were having to run around the mansion trying to escape what had become hoardes of Snooki fans that had been given admission in order to do our dirty work.

Fixed.

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03-23-2011, 07:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
crukster Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 181	Nah no worries man it's Citalopram for depression. They don't really do much though, just give loads of weird side effects so I might go off them. But you can't go cold turkey and just stop or the withdrawl makes you suicidal or something

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crukster Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 181	lmao man one of the side effects listed is actually depression and anxiety. it's like taking paracetamol that gives you a headache wth

03-23-2011, 07:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	I had a dream that involved me, Snooki from Jersey Shore, and a massive mansion. We had the place to ourselves, which was great because we could do anything we wanted (there was no sex in the dream that I can remember, we spent alot of time playing video games and watching tv though). It turned into that episode of South Park though where Cartman buys an amusement park just for himself, and then has to hire people to run it so needs a couple of visitors a day to pay the wages, which then turns into hundreds and then thousands. We had to hire people to cook, do some cleaning and whatever else needed doing (we were both lazy in this dream), and eventually the mansion was so overrun with people we were having to run around the mansion trying to escape what had become hoardes of Snooki fans that had been given admission in order to do our dirty work.