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I've had this kinda dream I think once before and they're the absolute worst. I'll wake up still thinking the dream is reality and slowly the brain fog will dissipate and I'll get this sense of horror I don't quite understand until the oh **** moment when I'm like "I know I was dreaming just now but... was she not real at all?" And then my heart just breaks and everything is just bad the rest of the day.

*gives hug*
I don't think I've ever had a dream about an imaginary soulmate. I do remember when my cat died and I dreamt she came back alive every single night for weeks. That sucked.

I had to check to see if this was a thing and there's some pretty great Reddit threads about it and I guess Carl Jung had his own convoluted theory on the concept called anima dreams.

I just had the craziest dreams

I had this crooked cop yelling at me from prison that he was going to get me arrested

It was so intense

A couple nights ago I dreamed that Ori taught me how to bug someone's house.

Truly an excellent dream

Nah but then the crazy biker gang guy I was surveilling started to catch on and was saying he was gonna kill whoever was watching him and dream consciousness told me he'd find me. Then I woke up.

I had a dream where I had this massive pimple on my hand with a whitehead that was bulbous like a nipple. I popped it and squeezed out the juice for a looong time until I had a handful of what looked like chunky coconut oil that I washed off in the sink.

I piss a lot in my dreams but I never piss the bed. Like, I just wake up needing to piss.

I’ve read that as part of a reader that I think included everything he ever wrote

Dude wrote some trippy ass ****

It is not light reading though / it’s supremely dense / that stuff took me a loooooong time to wade through