Dreams

Oriphiel · 08-21-2019, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

fell asleep in the middle of the day and had 3 incredibly vivid dreams all taking place in a punk house that looked familiar but was imaginary at the same time

it featured characters from all over my life arriving unannounced and partying

the first 2 were simply unpleasant, I had a British post-punk girl I met confess to me that she had an incurable STD but keep flirting with me in a matter that suggested she'd think it were funny if she infected other people

I met a Brazilian romantic pen pal I had for the first time in person, but I also met her tat'd up mohawked gf (who was a creation for this dream, she was actually cool I guess)

then the last one was deeply unpleasant as the place got shot up after an argument resulting from a minor fender bender, and I got escorted down the sidewalk with a gun to my head begging for my life

So basically Clerks?

Westygalery · 08-29-2019, 11:59 PM

My dreams have always been absolutely incapable of sticking to one topic in this really amusing way.

One I always remember is being lined up to get shot by Isis outside of my school, then going "meh, let's just leave", and getting up to go into the school. Of course, the school then was actually an underwater abandoned mall. The idea now being having to scrap to survive in this aquatic wasteland. Of course then comes another tweak to this whole new plot, and it's a school once more but still in water and compartmented into store like areas. Something about having a taboo relationship with a sea horse man? Hahah who ****ing knows at that point.

Waking up makes me sad with how boring and consistent reality is in comparison haha

Westygalery · 08-30-2019, 12:03 AM

Oh yeah and the awful ones always have something to do with decaying plants or animals. Last night I dreamt there were a million bunnies that all had huge gashes in their stomachs and I couldn't sew them all up fast enough. :-(

OccultHawk · 10-24-2019, 11:29 AM

Last night I dreamt I was in prison and all these Italian mafia guys kept telling me to do a better job washing my ears.

Very disturbing.

Mondo Bungle · 10-27-2019, 10:00 PM

I had this dream about Michael Gira that was way more linear and coherent than my dreams ever are or have any right to be, and now I think he wouldn't like me.

in the dream he happened upon my music and took a heavy interest in it and started reworking arrangements into some kinda ridiculous musical endeavor he was undertaking and then I was contacted to do kind of the same (at this point in some sort of subplot of the dream I was being a musical mentor for this kid and telling him about how ragas were specifically designed to induce a trance like state, which he thought was cool), and eventually Gira and I were summoned to a radio show for interviews and to play our remix/covers. They played one he did first and it was immense and studiously produced with all kinds of stuff going on, making my redux of his stuff seem shallow and just generally not as amazing when they played mine, and I got the impression the whole time that he was thinking I was a lazy hack not suitable to touch his music. Then after the show we actually met in person, and me being the introvert I am (quite literally in this sense) I only mustered up the nerve to say "hey real nice to meet you, great music", which I think only furthered his hypothetical disdain for me. So he handed me a peeled banana and walked off in a huff, and I told the boy I was mentoring that he probably found me to be a wretched cretin if that's all I could say and that I just wasn't respectful of his immense status and music and that his work on my stuff was a horrible mistake because I shouldn't be allowed to bask in his presence and ability.

Tristan_Geoff · 10-27-2019, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I had this dream about Michael Gira that was way more linear and coherent than my dreams ever are or have any right to be, and now I think he wouldn't like me.

in the dream he happened upon my music and took a heavy interest in it and started reworking arrangements into some kinda ridiculous musical endeavor he was undertaking and then I was contacted to do kind of the same (at this point in some sort of subplot of the dream I was being a musical mentor for this kid and telling him about how ragas were specifically designed to induce a trance like state, which he thought was cool), and eventually Gira and I were summoned to a radio show for interviews and to play our remix/covers. They played one he did first and it was immense and studiously produced with all kinds of stuff going on, making my redux of his stuff seem shallow and just generally not as amazing when they played mine, and I got the impression the whole time that he was thinking I was a lazy hack not suitable to touch his music. Then after the show we actually met in person, and me being the introvert I am (quite literally in this sense) I only mustered up the nerve to say "hey real nice to meet you, great music", which I think only furthered his hypothetical disdain for me. So he handed me a peeled banana and walked off in a huff, and I told the boy I was mentoring that he probably found me to be a wretched cretin if that's all I could say and that I just wasn't respectful of his immense status and music and that his work on my stuff was a horrible mistake because I shouldn't be allowed to bask in his presence and ability.

Amazing if this were to actually happen I'm sure you'd make stunning Swans remixes

maybe you should try doing so to get his attention lol maybe it's a prophecy

**Frownland** · 11-09-2019, 12:02 PM

Last night I dreamt that I went to the bathroom and had to wipe my ass with Uno cards. I got down to my very last one and was just about finished cleaning up when I shat again because I didn't say Uno.

The Batlord · 11-09-2019, 12:05 PM

I had a similar dream but ate my own turd after I threw down a reverse card.

OccultHawk · 11-09-2019, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Last night I dreamt that I went to the bathroom and had to wipe my ass with Uno cards. I got down to my very last one and was just about finished cleaning up when I shat again because I didn't say Uno.

10/10

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I had a similar dream but ate my own turd after I threw down a reverse card.

10/10

nice work guys

Neapolitan · 11-26-2019, 11:38 PM

Last night had this dream where I was in a thrift shop/used book store. I found this old large bounded book as thick as a dictionary. When I opened it there was a black and white picture of a German General on the upper left (no large than a quarter of a page) and information about him written in German with Fraktur script. It was supposed to be a compendium of German military rank during WWII. I remember thinking 'wow! I gotta buy this book.' I found other books and a old wool uniform.

08-30-2019, 12:03 AM	#1293 (permalink)
Westygalery Groupie Join Date: Apr 2019 Posts: 4	Oh yeah and the awful ones always have something to do with decaying plants or animals. Last night I dreamt there were a million bunnies that all had huge gashes in their stomachs and I couldn't sew them all up fast enough. :-( Last edited by Westygalery; 08-30-2019 at 12:04 AM. Reason: Less wordy

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Last night I dreamt I was in prison and all these Italian mafia guys kept telling me to do a better job washing my ears. Very disturbing. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Last night I dreamt that I went to the bathroom and had to wipe my ass with Uno cards. I got down to my very last one and was just about finished cleaning up when I shat again because I didn't say Uno. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-29-2019, 11:59 PM	#1292 (permalink)
Westygalery Groupie Join Date: Apr 2019 Posts: 4	My dreams have always been absolutely incapable of sticking to one topic in this really amusing way. One I always remember is being lined up to get shot by Isis outside of my school, then going "meh, let's just leave", and getting up to go into the school. Of course, the school then was actually an underwater abandoned mall. The idea now being having to scrap to survive in this aquatic wasteland. Of course then comes another tweak to this whole new plot, and it's a school once more but still in water and compartmented into store like areas. Something about having a taboo relationship with a sea horse man? Hahah who ****ing knows at that point. Waking up makes me sad with how boring and consistent reality is in comparison haha