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04-15-2018, 01:31 PM | #1201 (permalink) | |
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04-15-2018, 01:34 PM | #1202 (permalink) | |
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Bruh, it's legit. Watch it. You'll be terrified by how fun it is when it occurs to you that you've forgotten the premise. I love it not even just for ironic reasons.
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04-15-2018, 01:41 PM | #1203 (permalink) |
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Aight, I'll give it a try.
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04-15-2018, 01:43 PM | #1204 (permalink) | |
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04-19-2018, 05:13 PM | #1205 (permalink) |
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I'm coming down with a sinus infection or something so i smoked some of this new indica strain before i went to bed and i had the most vivid and bizarre series of dreams i've had in some time, i was cracking myself up recalling them all this morning.
In the first one, there was some kind of military robot dog chasing us or whatever and we had to do a hail mary jump off a cliff or a building or something into the ocean below, and the thing that was chasing us was massive and crashed down on top of us, pushing us all way way deep into the freezing, pitch black water. I remember realizing there was no way i could hold my breath long enough to reach the surface, but i psyched myself up and was ready to try but when i opened my eyes there were hundreds of people around me, drowning and panicking and fighting to get to the surface. it was like a reverse crowd crushing situation - all these bodies were trying to climb on top of one another and as a result people just kept getting forced deeper into the water. i'm pretty sure i drowned because i couldn't stop watching the chaos. In the second, a bunch of people won free tickets to this new fully immersive movie watching experience in a huge theater. the screen covered the entire ceiling and surround walls, and we sat in seats that reclined to the point where you were almost on your back, kind of like in a planetarium. as the film started the room went completely dark and the screen began to tilt forward to the point where you could reach out and just barely not touch it. the audio came through headphones we were all given and the volume was deafeningly loud but sounded so crystal clear and the screen was so bright and overwhelming but the image was so pristine you couldn't help but marvel at it. eventually though people started getting restless when we realized there wasn't really a way to exit, the headphones were heavy and made it difficult to sit up, and those of us in the middle would have to crawl over our neighbors to get to the side. when you took the headphones off you could still hear the audio, and it was too loud to hear anything but the film as panic spread throughout the theater. as we all began scrambling trying to get to the outer walls. violence erupted and people were getting trampled but still all we could hear was the film. somehow i lost consciousness and when i woke i learned it was a from dusk til dawn situation and the theater staff were trying to eat us lol. I don't remember much of the last dream except that i was paid $5000 to be recorded playing the sims 2 while cardi b went down on me and her assistant fondled my tits. lol. |
04-19-2018, 05:14 PM | #1206 (permalink) |
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Smoking weed is not good for a sinus infection.
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04-19-2018, 05:17 PM | #1208 (permalink) | |
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