Dreams

GuD · 09-04-2017, 12:13 AM

In some sort of dark ritual I had a meal with a ghost and a humanoid apparition. The ghost faded in and out of sight and did nothing. The supernatural creature had tan skin and eyes with cloudy skies and no pupil in them instead of a normal iris. We ate, and I had a bite of pork that turned into insects. I threw up and the apparition scolded me. I shanked her with what I think was a broken wine glass. She was not harmed in anyway, somehow the attack just didn't do anything. A shadowy figure appeared above my left shoulder, then the apparition confronted me and said she told me not to do that. She said "Look in my eyes and
what do you see? Who are you?" I didn't reply. She said this means I get your liver and she shanked me back. I was then baptized in a green river. We teleported to a seedy room, one that looked like it was in a weird sex club. Two women clad in black leather or spandex bent over and said they could "Sh!t pennies" and that it was "Not pretty". "This is what you get," said the apparition. I was unresponsive. I woke up and was hallucinating getting eaten out by Taylor Swift, grabbed my junk, and washed my face in the bathroom before stepping outside for a post-traumatic dream cigarette. Make it stop. No more magic hoobajooba man, I can't hack this ****. Someone's played a curse on me.

Chiomara · 09-05-2017, 03:48 PM

Dreamed I was riding an elephant with my dead dog Jack while speaking to a giant white raven who was flying back and forth. Jack and the raven were the same, somehow, but he could only speak in his raven form.

Oriphiel · 09-07-2017, 05:30 AM

Last night, I was walking in the woods after society had crumbled in some obscure way. I saw some guys approaching me up ahead on the path. As I passed them, someone yelled "Cover your groin!" Sure enough, the gang of guys, who were dressed as ninjas, pulled out knives and tried to cut my testicles off. I tried to fight them, but four on one isn't exactly a fair fight, so I jumped into a river and swam away (I don't know why they didn't just jump in after me, maybe ninjas are afraid of water or something). Someone in the river explained to me that the ninjas wanted the world to be populated only by shinobi, so they were emasculating all the guys who weren't. Later on, I picked wild strawberries, except for some reason they looked like red brussels sprouts.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-12-2017, 06:30 AM

last night i dreamt that i made a grime track for some reason and it was a total banger. wish i could remember it.

The Batlord · 09-12-2017, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

saw one of my old roommates from the military walk pass me in some hallway. he had his beard but his hair was short

more happened in that dream but i just cant remember it

Holy **** you were in the military? You are officially an MB enigma.

grindy · 09-14-2017, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

rockin and rollin

Did they do some weird brain-damaging experiments on you?

Thelonious Monkey · 09-14-2017, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

rockin and rollin

Did they give you a lifetime supply of Red Bull?

Oriphiel · 10-02-2017, 03:50 AM

Had a really weird dream last night. During what looked like WW2, except worse and on a different world with its own countries, there was an old guy who wanted to escort a turtle through the wartorn continent to its native country. I think the turtle was famous for being old and was part of a travelling exhibit or something before the war broke out like twenty years ago, and had been stuck ever since. Since both the man and the turtle were nearing death, he decided to try to get it home. Most of the countries along the way were no-fly-zones, so he had to drive it in a special terrarium truck thing.

His government gave him a few soldiers for protection, as well as a diplomat type guy to hopefully explain their mission to anyone who tried to stop them, and negotiate if things got bad. Since it's basically a suicide mission, the negotiator was assigned to it by a political rival basically to get him out of the way, and the soldiers are all fuck-ups in their own ways.

My memory of the dream is starting to get fuzzy, but I remember one of the soldiers was a young guy who hated women, and another was a middle aged woman who had basically been in the war ever since she was a kid and was a war hero of some kind (I can't remember what she actually did to become a war hero), and of course they ended up fighting. They were being held up in the headquarters of a group of bandits at the time, just barely managing to negotiate their way through, and sitting in some kind of large storage closet, when the guy basically tried to kill the woman, and she smashed a picture frame into his face. This set off what looked like it would be a Mexican stand off, when some of the bandits ordered them to stop (I can't remember why, but they liked the guy that was injured, and were pissed off).

But instead of a stand off, everyone just kind of almost instantly died, since the woman picked up a shard of glass and killed the guy before he could be taken away, and the bandits opened fire. Two soldiers, a young man with glasses and a young woman with a ponytail, who were trying to cool things down, immediately got shot down by someone with a shotgun. The final two soldiers fought back, and managed to get the old man back to his terrarium car, however both soldiers died in the process. In the end, only the old guy and an old woman who had decided to tag along with him halfway during the trip, survived, and I woke up just before they reached the place where they were going to release the turtle.

OccultHawk · 10-09-2017, 05:24 AM

No lie.

I dreamt I went skinny dipping with Chula. I had some god awful dick disease but he was real cool about it and just said he recommended I see a doctor.

The Batlord · 10-09-2017, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

No lie.

I dreamt I went skinny dipping with Chula. I had some god awful dick disease but he was real cool about it and just said he recommended I see a doctor.

Goofy and annoying as he can be with his nonsense I have no doubt that he'd be hella cool to chill and drink a beer with.

09-05-2017, 03:48 PM	#1062 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Dreamed I was riding an elephant with my dead dog Jack while speaking to a giant white raven who was flying back and forth. Jack and the raven were the same, somehow, but he could only speak in his raven form. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

09-07-2017, 05:30 AM	#1063 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Last night, I was walking in the woods after society had crumbled in some obscure way. I saw some guys approaching me up ahead on the path. As I passed them, someone yelled "Cover your groin!" Sure enough, the gang of guys, who were dressed as ninjas, pulled out knives and tried to cut my testicles off. I tried to fight them, but four on one isn't exactly a fair fight, so I jumped into a river and swam away (I don't know why they didn't just jump in after me, maybe ninjas are afraid of water or something). Someone in the river explained to me that the ninjas wanted the world to be populated only by shinobi, so they were emasculating all the guys who weren't. Later on, I picked wild strawberries, except for some reason they looked like red brussels sprouts. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

10-02-2017, 03:50 AM	#1068 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Had a really weird dream last night. During what looked like WW2, except worse and on a different world with its own countries, there was an old guy who wanted to escort a turtle through the wartorn continent to its native country. I think the turtle was famous for being old and was part of a travelling exhibit or something before the war broke out like twenty years ago, and had been stuck ever since. Since both the man and the turtle were nearing death, he decided to try to get it home. Most of the countries along the way were no-fly-zones, so he had to drive it in a special terrarium truck thing. His government gave him a few soldiers for protection, as well as a diplomat type guy to hopefully explain their mission to anyone who tried to stop them, and negotiate if things got bad. Since it's basically a suicide mission, the negotiator was assigned to it by a political rival basically to get him out of the way, and the soldiers are all fuck-ups in their own ways. My memory of the dream is starting to get fuzzy, but I remember one of the soldiers was a young guy who hated women, and another was a middle aged woman who had basically been in the war ever since she was a kid and was a war hero of some kind (I can't remember what she actually did to become a war hero), and of course they ended up fighting. They were being held up in the headquarters of a group of bandits at the time, just barely managing to negotiate their way through, and sitting in some kind of large storage closet, when the guy basically tried to kill the woman, and she smashed a picture frame into his face. This set off what looked like it would be a Mexican stand off, when some of the bandits ordered them to stop (I can't remember why, but they liked the guy that was injured, and were pissed off). But instead of a stand off, everyone just kind of almost instantly died, since the woman picked up a shard of glass and killed the guy before he could be taken away, and the bandits opened fire. Two soldiers, a young man with glasses and a young woman with a ponytail, who were trying to cool things down, immediately got shot down by someone with a shotgun. The final two soldiers fought back, and managed to get the old man back to his terrarium car, however both soldiers died in the process. In the end, only the old guy and an old woman who had decided to tag along with him halfway during the trip, survived, and I woke up just before they reached the place where they were going to release the turtle. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

10-09-2017, 05:24 AM	#1069 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	No lie. I dreamt I went skinny dipping with Chula. I had some god awful dick disease but he was real cool about it and just said he recommended I see a doctor. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

09-04-2017, 12:13 AM	#1061 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	In some sort of dark ritual I had a meal with a ghost and a humanoid apparition. The ghost faded in and out of sight and did nothing. The supernatural creature had tan skin and eyes with cloudy skies and no pupil in them instead of a normal iris. We ate, and I had a bite of pork that turned into insects. I threw up and the apparition scolded me. I shanked her with what I think was a broken wine glass. She was not harmed in anyway, somehow the attack just didn't do anything. A shadowy figure appeared above my left shoulder, then the apparition confronted me and said she told me not to do that. She said "Look in my eyes and what do you see? Who are you?" I didn't reply. She said this means I get your liver and she shanked me back. I was then baptized in a green river. We teleported to a seedy room, one that looked like it was in a weird sex club. Two women clad in black leather or spandex bent over and said they could "Sh!t pennies" and that it was "Not pretty". "This is what you get," said the apparition. I was unresponsive. I woke up and was hallucinating getting eaten out by Taylor Swift, grabbed my junk, and washed my face in the bathroom before stepping outside for a post-traumatic dream cigarette. Make it stop. No more magic hoobajooba man, I can't hack this ****. Someone's played a curse on me.