Ethan Johnathan Doe Is a sexist (slut)
 

.x.ethan.x..and the glass in the trees.. says:
she disagreed with me
.x.ethan.x..and the glass in the trees.. says:
that makes me angry if we let woman do this next theyll be voting! and then what
.x.ethan.x..and the glass in the trees.. says:
a woman president?
Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, **** the norm.... says:
pfft
Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, **** the norm.... says:
outrageous!

HA!

To give this thread a topic.


Whats the most slutty thing you've done or any slut related stories?


About 4 months ago or something im with my brother and my friend jon is all "ethan kissed this one chick this weekend" and im all "oh right, which one?"....it was just awful, as helll.

see thats not even that bad. if it had been "ethan slept with this one chick this weekend" and you didnt know which one, THEN you'd be a slut.

ha!
thats happened.
I just didn't wanna look like a slut.

haha, good job. don't think i've really done anything overly slutty, although that depends how you define slutty....*shifty eyes*

Yeah you have, you got drunk and had sex with a hockey player.
Oh wait thats just being canadian.


BURN!

haha, no hockey players tend to be really f*cking ugly. the no teeth thing is a huge turnoff. it woulda been a skier. or maybe a cool snowboarder.

or a butch canadian lesbian in a purple sweater. naamean?

Word up!!111!

Dirt hates me i know...










anal beads

you've hooked up with a butch canadian lesbian in a purple sweater? damn dirt, you can do better....

naah. i aint fvcked any canadian ****s son. you bammas grow some good sh*t up there tho.