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TrampInaTux 01-01-2006 09:47 AM

Jesus will predict your future!
 
Ask me and with the help of my incredible Jesus powers, I will predict your future! Ask me specific questions though, e.g. When will I die? Will I ever make it as a rapper? Only ask me specific questions, as I haven't got all day!

right-track 01-01-2006 09:56 AM

How long will my marriage last?

TrampInaTux 01-01-2006 10:01 AM

6 years. Your partner will file for divorce, and leave you with not a penny to your name.

Sabgoat 01-01-2006 10:04 AM

umm this is a bit strange.....

right-track 01-01-2006 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hobojesus
6 years. Your partner will file for divorce, and leave you with not a penny to your name.

Damn...a whole 6 years!!! :mad:

TrampInaTux 01-01-2006 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SabrinaMaher
umm this is a bit strange.....

I sense you have confusion inside of you... I also sense you made this post to boost your post count...

madeinNY 01-01-2006 10:22 AM

How long will I have mono?

TrampInaTux 01-01-2006 10:25 AM

Only one more week to go. Then you will be free of the Rush in the Bush!

Sabgoat 01-01-2006 10:29 AM

will i start seeing the guy in my day dreams (that yes is real and not just a dream guy) :o) ???

TrampInaTux 01-01-2006 10:31 AM

No. Unfortunately he likes your best friend. Although something could change his mind...I'll give you a clue.Black PVC


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