How can I mock myself?

You will run an Art shop for many years, before taking over as owner. You will then begin to paint, and discover a hidden talent. You will become a moderately famous painter and will be worth a small fortune.

Will my cock ever shrink in the near future?

Girls are starting to complain that two feet is too long.

If you are Jesus then why aren't millions of people not here today? And why hasn't the apocalypse started? And why hasn't a new leader rose out of a far nation? And why do you mock yourself?

You will move to the country, running away from a disagreement you had with a Gang. In the country you will become a farmer, but go bankrupt when the rival gang catches up with you and kills your livestock and cuts down your crops.

Can it get any smaller?

I didn't say I am the Jesus Christ that you speak of. I am another Jesus Christ. I share the name with the one you treasure most dearly. And I don't mock myself, I mock people who I am better than, you insignificant worm, you.

i think if that is my future.. i will be a very happy person

will i become a happy person?? bet this depression??

guess again

will i ever become one of those cool types that speaks like a sarcastic 19th century butler with a crippling self confidence issue?