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Old 12-24-2005, 02:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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OMG OMG OMG

*childhood falls down around him once again*

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Old 12-24-2005, 03:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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For me Santa is like God.
No-one has actually seen him and most people want him to exist.
The only difference being, is that one of them leaves presents and the other won't even put an appearence in when you need him the most.
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Old 12-24-2005, 03:58 AM   #13 (permalink)
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There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish & Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total -378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes that there's at least one good child in each.
how the hell do we manage that?
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:56 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Pahahaha. I'd love to meet the person that took the time to figure out the centrifugal force that santa travels at.

Thats pretty damn cool.

And right-track, thats a pretty dismal way of lookin at it really. Everyone loves Santa.. Even when you're 10 years old and you're only pretending to believe in him to get presents..
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Old 12-24-2005, 05:08 AM   #15 (permalink)
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And right-track, thats a pretty dismal way of lookin at it really. Everyone loves Santa.. Even when you're 10 years old and you're only pretending to believe in him to get presents..
Quite right AITA .

And to make up for my dismalness, here's proof of Santa's existance.

My kids are tracking him on the hour.

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php

Great site ^

Now stop shouting at me woman.
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Old 12-24-2005, 05:13 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Ahah, just defending Santa , you cannae blame me

And that site is genius, heh..
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Old 12-24-2005, 08:12 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Father Christmas is a liar.

haha.
no one gets it.
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:43 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Just bumping this in case you've not seen it yet.

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php

Hope you've been good.
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Old 12-24-2005, 05:00 PM   #19 (permalink)
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1 hour till xmas.
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Old 12-24-2005, 05:44 PM   #20 (permalink)
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how the hell do we manage that?
mormons. are. everywhere.


and it's only 6:45 PM on the East Coast. curses. I still haven't gone to Christmas Eve service.
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