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Old 12-03-2010, 04:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Vanilla and Kayleigh.

It must be done.
Shes young, blonde, Scottish, FRESH MEAT. I'm in.
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Shes young, blonde, Scottish, FRESH MEAT. I'm in.
I'll get the video camera
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Dr. Seussicide: I stand Corrected.
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Who wants to hitch up? I make great sandwiches.
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I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Who wants to hitch up? I make great sandwiches.
What are you doing on a computer then?

Get in the kitchen FFS.
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh she's a fine lady! She plays the viola, she embroiders and she's kind to the servants!

Janszoon is a matchmaker made in heaven!
I don't know guys, I get the distinct feeling I'm being set up here!



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Get in the kitchen FFS.



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Who wants to hitch up? I make great sandwiches.
I make great sandwiches too. We can make sandwiches.

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Old 12-03-2010, 05:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Who wants to hitch up? I make great sandwiches.
What kind of sandwiches?
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Old 12-03-2010, 05:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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What kind of sandwiches?
Exactly what I was about to ask.
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Old 12-03-2010, 05:56 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I love the Urban Dictionary: Sandwich.

Apart from the the other definitions, this one has made me laugh:

"A vile, old woman who practices Wicca and lives on the beach. Easily identified by nose wart and close proximity to shoreline."

BTW, that's the problem with many e-couples. Sometimes you think the other person is a lovely young woman, but she's actually a sand witch.
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Old 12-03-2010, 05:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That's good enough for me as long as you can carry my walking stick.
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