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12-15-2005, 04:23 AM | #1 (permalink) |
The Wetter The Better!!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada
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For Dude's Only!! No Female Posts Pls
Things have been pretty boring around here so I thought I would start a thread where we could openly bitch about women and tell vulgar jokes and the like without any female scrutiny.
To the Ladies reading this: Do not even THINK of posting here or you will be chastised harshly. Feel free to open another thread for women only and we will extend you the same courtesy. |
12-15-2005, 12:18 PM | #8 (permalink) |
The Wetter The Better!!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada
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Who says *** people got it wrong???
Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift." The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in. "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's ***." As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio." |
12-15-2005, 12:23 PM | #9 (permalink) |
The Erroneous Hoodlum
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: West Side Phoenix
Posts: 2,057
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hahahaha!!!!
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