Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_

Chicks are for Fa.gs dude

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

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Any additions or does this cover it???:pimp:

Originally Posted by Mr Sensitive

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's ***."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."

Originally Posted by pastor of muppets

like 31

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

I don't have any kids yet. I just set this thread up for fun, I am getting a little bored with the " This band sucks " " This band rules " threads. I wish more people would come up with interesting threads

Originally Posted by pastor of muppets

like 31

Originally Posted by pastor of muppets

or yourself pregnant... that would be funn

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Yeah, and that giving birth business, it's so stone age.

Originally Posted by adidasss

weren't you told repetedly to fuck off?

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Just heading out for some boozin' and thought I would bump my thread before I left. :beer:

Originally Posted by adidasss

em, isn't it like the middle of afternoon in canada? does soemone have a slight problem with alcohol?

Originally Posted by jibber

Originally Posted by jibber