ryan is looking at my penis, well im tryin to go to the bathroom

Being disturbed by the above post

listening to Jimmy Kimmel stink up the airwaves in my room

Posting on here & watching a 25 year old episode of Juliet Bravo on TV.

Pointless? yes.

But at least I have a job to go back to next week , some of you bastards on here seem to do that for a living.

Just got back from the airport.
My girlfriend's gone to Hong Kong to lecture at a uni. For 3 weeks!
Maw, Looks like I'll be here a little more often. If anyone wants to send me a little sympathy, Just post it up here.
Anyway, I've also just got back with another 6 bottles of red, Watch out for incomprehensible drunken posts. MMMwah!

Sympathy: She's having an affair.

Jesus Merk, that was cold.

Your the Juggernaut BITCH!!

Hey! Kind sympathy, Sympathy for me not sympathy for her!

Sorry mate, I'm just having some fun. What's she lecturing about?

Psychology, she's doin a PHD based on gettin Social outgroups to like each other, all a bit complex, but i do a good job of pretending to understand.