^ so Good

Wanna know whats good? Spending a whole hour talking about the pastafarian faith and watching people try to understand the oddities of it :)

^dat was da ****e....
you could tell mrs. elliot gettin a little bit uncomfortable

Especially when I told her what sploshing was...


Wanna know whats good? Watching a teacher squirm when you explain what the sexual fetish of sploshing is.

Whats sploshing

i prefer mungeing

yep

next....lets explain bondage.....

and watch her get REALLY uncomfortable

Sploshing is the sexual fetish of throwing food at your partners crotch area. It isn't stuff like whipped cream or chocolate but it is stuff like relish and mustard, or deviled eggs with just anything icky that has a nasty smell... it's just grody plain and simple.

Well thats messed...and to get back on topic...wanna know whats good..? Sploshing

Wanna know whats better? Sploshing with your mom