I'm Ron Burgundy?

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

*dies laughing*

i love that movie..

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

"I'm trapped in a glass box of emotion!"


Ron: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago... which of course in German means Whale's Vagina

Veronica: Actually I think it was named after Saint Diago.

Ron: No, That's wrong.

Veronica: No, that's what it IS.

Ron: Well, agree to disagree.

Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

I Lov3 14mp!

Loud Noises!!!

wanna know whats good? scrubs, i love that show.

Wanna know whats good....UFC im watching it tonight homie

Wanna know whats good.....REESES cereal bitchezzz