Think of your normal hamburger then pour 3 oz. of grease on it. Then get ****ty service and you have The Varsity. But you can only eat there 3 times a year or your heart will stop.

Word.
And if you dont order fast
They will skip your ass
You could have been waiting in that long ass line for 2 hours
Theuy will skip you
They dont play around
I know this cause the woman who worked there said
"I dont play around"

Hahahahaha

haha.

anyway.
You know whats good?
Tiny pigs running in circles.
Damn that makes me happy.

Wanna know whats better? Watching a Peta video that shows cows with cancer and pigs running around!