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Scarlett O'Hara 12-03-2005 10:54 PM

If You Read This, You're Fat!
 
Is the world getting too celeb obsessed? Do you think that it's fine for young people to be idolising 34kg, 5'9" models/celebs?

I think the media is destroying our youth. Opinions?

Laces Out Dan! 12-03-2005 10:58 PM

Well...I think its kind of Gross how skinny people think they need to be, just to be "Perfect"..........i like a girl who isnt all skin and Bones.......But not Fat...Big Butt is always nice:)

Spikey 12-03-2005 11:03 PM

In some cases they are skinny, let me tell you...How sick it makes me feel that 9 year kids are going on diets cos...Guess what?! They are using photoshop to make people SLIMMER!! They cut the arm size down, straighten the teeth. It makes me sick that people who have great looks are not seen cos ugly are getting the job and then making life hell for our kids....But other than that I do like looking through mags...Teehee
*cheeky grin*

Merkaba 12-03-2005 11:07 PM

Yeah, theres some program on that has little 6 year olds buying miniature wedding dresses and Louis Vuitton handbags and all that. Too much money, too much media, too poor a parenting, and it's giving us pre-pubescent madonnas that would have a break down if they lost a nail.

I hate what the media has done. They know they do it too. What can you do though.

Edit: Cool title by the way. Very fitting.

EDGE 12-03-2005 11:11 PM

Anorexically (I made this word up, I think) skinny is sexy.

the good; http://www.heatherette.com/FW05/FW_48.jpg

the bad; http://zero.uselessjunk.org/images/s...anorexia_1.jpg

Spikey 12-03-2005 11:13 PM

omg that is soo bad..Please take that off! Women with weight on please...*throws up*

Laces Out Dan! 12-03-2005 11:14 PM

*Vomits* and Pops Boner....:rofl:

Scarlett O'Hara 12-03-2005 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE
Anorexically (I made this word up, I think) skinny is sexy.

the good; http://www.heatherette.com/FW05/FW_48.jpg

the bad; http://zero.uselessjunk.org/images/s...anorexia_1.jpg

^ That girl is what we should be aiming for, time to start taking laxatives and sniffing coke.

Cheese 12-03-2005 11:45 PM

There's sites on the net that encourage anorexia.It was on 60 minutes the other week:crazy:

sleepy jack 12-03-2005 11:46 PM

I think we all need to weight under 50 pounds to be pretty.

Scarlett O'Hara 12-03-2005 11:49 PM

Merkaba, yeah I reckon it made a statement!

Here's a site dedicated to the weight loss of Lindsey Lohan:

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/lohan/blogger.html

Although ever since Lindsey admitted it, the blog had stopped being posted in.

mosesandtherubberducky 12-04-2005 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE
Anorexically (I made this word up, I think) skinny is sexy.

the good; http://www.heatherette.com/FW05/FW_48.jpg

the bad; http://zero.uselessjunk.org/images/s...anorexia_1.jpg


The girl putting make up or what ever on the anorexic chick isn't bad by far :D


Quote:

Originally Posted by _lespaul43_
*Vomits* and Pops Boner....


Does that go in the order of the pictures? ...gross...

ladyluckrules 12-04-2005 12:17 PM

I saw an extremely anorexic woman in town yesterday.
Thinner than that second photo.
She actually looked like she had walked out of a concentration camp so I started welling up.

jibber 12-04-2005 03:59 PM

when i was younger (like 12, 13) i used to read all those teen magazines, that would tell me how to get perfect hair, and what kind of jeans fit my body type. then I grew up, and asked myself, "am I actually reading this mindless drivel?" seriously, do you ever wonder why guys laugh hysterically at girly fashion magazines? because they're pathetic. honestly, you're life is a complete waste if you have nothing better to do with your time than to obsess over a pimple or the fact that your hair doesnt accentuate the shape of your face the way it should. I think the main problem is that our culture in general has become way too self-obsessed. take a minute away from poring over your image in the mirror and spend your time in a more worthwhile way. instead of handing kids that trash they should get into sports, music, charity, anything would be better than conditioning a bunch of clones who think the world revolves around their ability to choose the perfect outifit.

franscar 12-04-2005 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
do you ever wonder why guys laugh hysterically at girly fashion magazines?

It's articles like "10 ways to tell he fancies you" and "How can I tell if I'm a lesbian?" actually.

jibber 12-04-2005 04:44 PM

^haha, forgot about those, and can't forget the "how to please your man in bed" articles. my guy friends were quite interested to see how to please themselves in bed actually.

franscar 12-04-2005 05:09 PM

They're damn insightful though. I love being told what turns me on, because it's obviously the same for every man. We're all completely the same. Teen mags. They rock.

jibber 12-04-2005 05:24 PM

ok, so not entirely on topic, but whatever. i can easily see this showing up in some mindless fashion or teen magazine. now, i don't know about the rest of the girls on this forum, but the vast majority of this stuff is just plain creepy.
101 Most Romantic/Passionate/SweetThings
Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend (101 steps to having a good relationship)
1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Take showers together.
3. Back rubs/massages.
4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight.
5. French Kiss.
6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
7. Whisper to each other.
8. Cook for each other.
9. Skinny dip.
10. Make out in the rain.
11. Dress each other.
12. Undress each other.
13. Kiss every part of their body.
14. Hold hands.
15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other*not sex)
16. One word*Foreplay
17. Sit and talk in just underwear.
18. Buy gifts for each other.
19. Roses.
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you*re together.
21. Wear his clothes.
22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.
24. Kiss at every chance you get.
25. Don*t wear underwear and let them find out.
26. Kinky is bad*Blindfolds are good.
27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you.
28. Bubble baths.
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
30. Make love.
31. Write poetry for each other.
32. Kiss/smell her hair.
33. Hugs are the universal medicine.
34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
36. Tell her that she*s the only girlyou ever want. Don*t lie.
37. Spend every second possible together.
38. Tell her that she doesn*t have to do anything she doesn*t want to. And mean it.
39. Look into each other*s eyes.
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into hereyes, tell her you love her,and kiss her lightly.
41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.
42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.
44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren*t looking.
45. Clothes are no fun.
46. Buy her a ring.
47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.
48. Sing to each other.
49. Read to each other.
50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.
51. Take advantage of any time alone together.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name.
53. Draw. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your lap.
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.
56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.
57. Kiss her stomach.
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
59. Guys like half-shirts.
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
61. Spaghetti* (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren*t close enough.
64. Dance together.
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she*s fallen asleep with her head in my lap.
67. Carry her to bed.
68. Waterbeds are fun.
69. You figure it out.
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent*s relationship rules for them.
72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call
and say I love you.
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.
75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.
77. Ride home and call them.
78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have.
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)
81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)
82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.
84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)
85. Go to church/pray/worship together.
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.
88. Learn from each other and don*t make the same mistake twice.
89. Everyone deserves a second chance.
90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
91. Make sacrifices for each other.
92. Really love each other, or don*t stay together.
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and give it to them.
94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren*t thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
96. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
99. Sleep naked together.
100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And alwaysremember to say, 'Sweet dreams.'

Scarlett O'Hara 12-04-2005 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
when i was younger (like 12, 13) i used to read all those teen magazines, that would tell me how to get perfect hair, and what kind of jeans fit my body type. then I grew up, and asked myself, "am I actually reading this mindless drivel?" seriously, do you ever wonder why guys laugh hysterically at girly fashion magazines? because they're pathetic. honestly, you're life is a complete waste if you have nothing better to do with your time than to obsess over a pimple or the fact that your hair doesnt accentuate the shape of your face the way it should. I think the main problem is that our culture in general has become way too self-obsessed. take a minute away from poring over your image in the mirror and spend your time in a more worthwhile way. instead of handing kids that trash they should get into sports, music, charity, anything would be better than conditioning a bunch of clones who think the world revolves around their ability to choose the perfect outifit.

They are pathetic eh, they contridict themselves! First the tell you to be happy with your body, then they show how bad it is that celebs are sticks, THEN they say, oh, here's how to get a flatter stomach and thinner thighs!

Talk about mixed messages, which ones do you reckon little girls will follow? Self improvement or self acceptance?

Scarlett O'Hara 12-04-2005 09:10 PM

My new favourite site: www.superficial.com

Merkaba 12-04-2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
ok, so not entirely on topic, but whatever. i can easily see this showing up in some mindless fashion or teen magazine. now, i don't know about the rest of the girls on this forum, but the vast majority of this stuff is just plain creepy.
101 Most Romantic/Passionate/SweetThings
Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend (101 steps to having a good relationship)
1. Watch the sunset together....

... ... ... .. .. ... ..

101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And alwaysremember to say, 'Sweet dreams.'

*Scared for life*

That is such a revolting list. And thats another bad influence, those magazines that tell you how to dress and what not, forgetting to mention you're making your parents broke in the process of demanding $300 high heels because your 8 year old feet deserve them.

Scarlett O'Hara 12-04-2005 10:25 PM

If guy denies this picture as pant creamage, you are homosexual, or girl, is straight! And another reason for 8 year-old girls to be getting skin cancer.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/image....a_beach_05.jpg

Spikey 12-05-2005 12:19 AM

I go sunbathing! Cary Grant did he looked great and died at an old age for natural causes! Jeez we were meant to be in the sun.....Playing tennis you are always prone to that possiblitly but it's not bad unless you're not used to the sun.

Merkaba 12-05-2005 12:52 AM

We were meant to have a holeless Ozone Layer too.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 12-05-2005 11:18 AM

Link.
I found this today in a media lesson, thought I'd share.

Ignore the fact that I was looking for articles on Bliss, heh, its for a research project, its not that Im 16 and still reading it.

holdfasthope 12-05-2005 02:14 PM

this topic is a hard one, but i think instead of focusing on how bad the media is and how much we have to change it, we should be focusing on poor parenting, and the psycological conditions of our children.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 12-05-2005 02:18 PM

^Not really.. Its common knowledge that kids dont listen to their parents anyway, and the media is much more glamorous than parents..

holdfasthope 12-05-2005 02:19 PM

im still not going to blame it all on the media, i think poor parenting is a major cause.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 12-05-2005 02:23 PM

Im not blaming it ALL on the media, but if it wasnt for magazines like Sugar *shudders* then we probably wouldnt have half the trouble we do nowadays. I mean, not long ago, Sugar were being sponsored by Durex condoms for christs' sake, and this is a magazine aimed at 13 year olds. Its stupid messages like that which epitomise how crap these magazines can be.

holdfasthope 12-05-2005 02:25 PM

true....

lets never fight again.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 12-05-2005 02:28 PM

Haha, how I missed you Yellow Card..

Anyway, moral of the story is, don't buy teenage magazines. And don't watch teen dramas. And don't listen to the radio.

:)

sleepy jack 12-05-2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance
Haha, how I missed you Yellow Card..

Anyway, moral of the story is, don't buy teenage magazines. And don't watch teen dramas. And don't listen to the radio.

:)

What if we want to have a good laugh?

"jennie i slept with jennifer and im pregnant"
YOU BASTARD AFTER ALL WEVE BEEN THROUGH
WE COULD"VE SPENT ALL OF FIFTH GRADE TOGETHER
I HATE YOU
*jennie goes off and has fifth grade lesbian sex with jennifer*
to be continued.

holdfasthope 12-05-2005 02:46 PM

hahahahaha

Scarlett O'Hara 12-05-2005 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance
Haha, how I missed you Yellow Card..

Anyway, moral of the story is, don't buy teenage magazines. And don't watch teen dramas. And don't listen to the radio.

:)

More like, don't watch TV ever, it is full of advertisements about make-up, looking perfect, and plastic surgery shows.

franscar 12-05-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
31. Write poetry for each other.
48. Sing to each other.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name.
53. Draw. (If you can)
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and give it to them.

LOL EMO ***Z OMG.

jibber 12-05-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by holdfasthope
this topic is a hard one, but i think instead of focusing on how bad the media is and how much we have to change it, we should be focusing on poor parenting, and the psycological conditions of our children.

actually funny story about that. some friends of our family have two kids. now, this family is pretty damn well off, but it's all because the parents started their own business from the ground, and just worked their a**es off to get where they are. Their youngest child, the boy, is pretty much a parents dream. smart, polite, tons of friends, active in sports, never asks for anything and is really grateful for what he gets. Their daughter, to put it bluntly, is a spoiled brat. now, her parents pay for everything, clothes food, spending money to go out with her friends, everything. Shes 17, and throws temper tantrums because her parents wont buy her $400 pairs of jeans. her parents told her that if she wanted clothes that expensive, she could get a job. Her dad offered her $12 an hour to sit in his office and answer phones. thats it. she turned it down because it was "boring". then she got a job at a clothing store in the mall and bit*hed endlessly about it, quit 2 weeks later, and continued to throw tantrums about how her parents dont buy her stuff. Same parents, treat both kids the same, one turned out to be a spoiled brat, so no, its not always the parents' fault.

jibber 12-05-2005 06:46 PM

haha, and yes, that first list was revolting. I found one written by a guy, and, though some girls may find this extremely offensive (and some may throw a hissy fit), even the girls have to admit, a lot of this stuff is true, although some are pretty horrible. The difference between guys minds and the minds of the air-headed fashion/teen magazine writers:
50 things guys wish girls knew......

1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear.

2. Swallow. Don't start the race if you ain't gonna finish it.

3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings from your fingers, they hurt really bad.

4. Shave your sh*t. Seriously, shave it bald.

5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody.

6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow job.

7. If you ask us to any sort of dance that requires that we wear a tie, we expect a sexual favor in return.

8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it might be the greatest moment of our life.

9. If you wonder why we will not eat you out it is most likely because; it stinks, its hairy, or it stinks and its hairy.

10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just let us watch.

11. Birth control is the best invention ever. Start poppin those bitches.

12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we like you. It means that we need some ass.

`13. Guys night out means guys night out. It doesn't mean that you and your friends meet us at the bar later.

14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those tight pants its because you have a fat ass.

15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up and leave.

16. Don't think that we don't know that after we take you out and you order a salad to make us think you eat healthy that you go home and order pizza with your fat friends.

17. Once again, seriously shave your sh*t.

18. Just cause you get our **** one night, does not give you any right to get it the next.

19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it.

20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by fu*king our friends. We really don't care what you do.

21. If we cheat on you and you never find out about it, then its not cheating.

22. If we cheat on you and you do find out, at least it wasn't with one of your friends.

23. Swallow(just in case you forgot #2 already).

24. We don't have a problem with watching chick flicks as long as we get in your pants after.

25. Never under any circumstance take a **** while you are around us or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick.

26. While giving us head don't be afraid to fondle our testicles, they don't bite.

27. If you are gonna jerk us off aim properly, a nut can irritate your eye.

28. Always remember that men are the superior sex and back in the day you had to ask us if you could speak.

29. If we're about to have sex and we decline because we don't have a rubber its not because we're scared we're gonna get you pregnant, its that we're scared we're gonna catch something from your dirty skank ass.

30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect us to kiss you after. Sorry that's just the way it is.

31. I don't care if you do have a flavored condom, you just don't give a blow job with a condom on. Would you like us to eat you out with a dental damn?? I didn't think so.

32. If we're doing it doggy style there is no reason to turn around and look at us, we're focused on your ass cheeks and that slapping sound.

33. Blood stains on our bed sheets come off with cold water, so make sure you scrub them thoroughly before leaving.

34. When we go down on you to munch on your rug and we instantly start sucking on the inner thighs rather than the clit, its because your clit smells like a dead trout.

35. If you let us donkey punch you we will owe you for life.

36. Just cause we have sex with you when we are drunk does not mean that you are pretty or that we like you. It means that you were our only choice.

37. If we dance with you for more than 15 minutes at a bar we expect you to come home with us.

38. If you think that you are ugly, we probably do too.

39. Don't count on us saying we love you, its just not going to happen.

40. If for some reason we do say we love you its only because we want to have sex immediately after we say it.

41. Just cause you have our phone number doesn't mean we want you to call us. If we want to talk then we will call you.

42. If you invite us over to watch a movie it would be awesome if we watched a porn instead of a movie.

43. If you can't dance then you most likely suck in bed. So stop trying to dance and start having more sex.

44. Hmmmmm......girls in thongs.......yummmmmmmmmm

45. If you are fat the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to give great blow jobs. Sorry that's just the way it is.

46. A sure way to keep a guy around for awhile is to have anal sex with him. We can't put into words how it feels.

47. You don't have to ask our permission to make out with another chick. Just do it but make sure we are there to watch.

48. In case you didn't read #4 and #17 let me repeat...Shave your sh*t!

49. Guys don't have sex or make love, we f*ck.

50. You can impress us if you can swallow our entire load without dripping or wiping your mouth afterwards.

mosesandtherubberducky 12-05-2005 07:17 PM

Jibber...you made my day

holdfasthope 12-05-2005 08:23 PM

Baahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Spikey 12-05-2005 11:33 PM

35. If you let us donkey punch you we will owe you for life.

What is a donkey punch?
PS I think that yes you are right on all of those...Men are that shallow but it's true that we need to understand that you are that shallow:D


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