any Pastafarians?
 

anyone here worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

you are a waste of space, i hope this thread is closed and you are banned for your utter stupidity

i love idiots like you. go worship your jebus.

How do you report people????????

you cant report someone for religious reasons. im pastafarian and you're whatever religion you are, and you're gonna report me for different religions? go ahead and try, loser.

this thread is slightly funny









oh wait, no its not

you obviously have no education on religions. what grade did you drop out?


Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

this thread is completely pointless
kind of like your life

Hahahha SlayeReyalS told me about this it was hilarious.

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any christian's life is pointless. luckily, im not christian. i happen to have a meaningful religion with a beer volcano and a stripper factory. does your little christianity have a beer volcano and a stripper factory? NO!!! AHAHAHAHHAHA N00B!!!!

he already told you about it? haha, he converted with me. did he tell you about our baptism, too?

Nope.

How did you guess that I was christian?
http://www.musicbanter.com/showthread.php?t=11570

you stupid fuck

Did he ever say you were a christian?

yes...yes he did

I see i only read the first part thinking thats where he implied it.

OFF TOPIC:
Hey misfits....whaddya think of my user title
jk....ill change it in just a second

we both had to get dunked in a full tub of spaghetti meat sauce. NAKED!!!! we were in separate tubs though, thankfully lol. and then the pastapriest dude did some blessings while shaking noodles onto us. it was filthy, but so worth it. took me a freakin long time to get all the sauce out of my hair, but it paid off in the end. we're now true pastafarians!! RAmen!!!!

waste of time?!?!?!??!?! YOU'RE THE STUPID FUCK!!!!!!!!

LMAO that is lovely.

Sounds like sploshing...

what is sploshing?

i agree with this guy though

creationism shouldnt be taught in science classrooms

should i post links to all of your stupid irrelavent comments

Well, on the regular radio station I listen to in the mornings ( I will not say it because I want money for advertising) it is the sexual fetish of throwing/tossing food at your partner's genitial or body...it's just wierd

there's supposed to be a separation between church and state. i hope they overrule that law, though, because i read that if they start teaching creationism in science classes, they also have to teach them the ways of the flying spaghetti monster!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!

its not a fetish, it's our way of baptism.

no thanks i already know what i post lol.

Why do they teach stuff that hasn't been proven or better yet why don't they teach every possible idea of how everything started and let the students decide.

But it sounds like a fetish so... people with an odd knowledge of fetishes will think of that first before they think of a religion...because really if you go up to someone and say "yeah i sat in a tub full of tomato sauce and got noodles sprinkled on me" what are they going to think?

that's exactly it. if they start teaching creationism, they gotta teach them of every single idea of it. the flying spaghetti monster is included, because he actually DID create everything.

I think they should only teach science in science class.....but if they are gonna teach religion in science then they need to teach science in church am I right!!!!

In your opinion...but lets get this back to the silly topic and leave a conversation like this for the religion thread.

that's just a random person. you have to teach them of the pastafarian ways and then they won't find it so disturbing.

now you're getting the hang of this. that's exactly what the plans are!

NO they still will just because you are telling them...I would find it disturbing if someone came up to me with sauce in their hair talking about a big spagettie dude.

ummmm this IS a religion thread, n00b.

HE'S A SPAGHETTI MONSTER NOT A SPAGHETTI DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!