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-To move cabin, push wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each should press a number of wishing flood. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
-Belgrade hotel elivator

-Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
-Swiss restaurant menu

-Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roast duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion
-Polish hotel menu

-You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
-Japanese hotel

-Please leave your values at the front desk.
-Paris hotel elivator

-The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
-Yugoslavian hotel

-Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily
-Athens hotel

-The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable
-Bucharest hotel lobby

-Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
-Zurich hotel

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

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